unwelcome, then how much more agreeably might a bit of actual, flat-out Sturm and endgame Drang strike his fancy? (And wasn’t this the true reason most guys didn’t hit their tragic stride until they were old?)
And just look who was still sitting there beside him. Who, despite her mild protestations and her delayed take about his being married notwithstanding, and all the usual disclaimers—he supposed usual, but what did he know, a guy on Inderal years?—and the fact of her size—the unswept feet remark, for example, might just as easily have been a simple physical observation as a boast or metaphor—had permitted him to guide her into his car anyway, even if, once she was there, she’d been unimpressed by all the mod cons and was apparently indifferent to his offer to let her use his car phone. Well, she’s a buyer for major department stores, Druff thought, a sophisticated lady, a woman on an expense account, a Frequent Flier.
“I know people,” Druff said, returning the phone to its housing, “who use these to call home and ask what’s for dinner.”
“Me too,” Miss Glorio said.
“Yes, well,” said Druff, discomfited, looking up to catch Dick, his spy, spying on them in the limo’s rearview mirror and covering for himself by grinning away like some hovering, hand-rubbing Dutch uncle in films, for all the world as if Dick were Druff’s senior and not the other way around, as if, thought age-innocent Druff, Dick were love’s advocate, that avuncular, that European. And suddenly remembered the force of his intimate augury in the restaurant. Then and there deciding to test it, willing to let their affair stand or fail on the accuracy of his presentiments.
“Say,” he said, “ask you a personal question?”
“Depends.”
“Depends. Fair enough. Depends.”
“What is it?”
“I was wondering,” Druff said. “How old are you?”
“I’m forty-four, I’ll be forty-five in three months.”
“Ah,” said Druff, and thought, as though their liaison were already assured, this is going to be a sea change made in heaven. And added, as though what was already assured were already over, “Where would you like us to drop you?”
Glorio referred him to the business card in his suit jacket and, when he pulled it out and held it at arm’s length to read, she reached over and took it away from him. She folded the card between her fingers, slipped it into her purse, leaned forward, and called out the address to Dick. “What,” the commissioner said, “I’m a little farsighted? Because I’m not twenty-twenty and have a granddad’s vision you’re cutting me loose?” He wasn’t daunted, didn’t think he sounded daunted. He was perfectly aware of how feeble he must appear to the woman, a buyer of men’s sportswear, a lady with a gift for inseam, pocket, crotch, detailing, who knew the demographics of taste, the secrets of fashion, what certain colors hid or enhanced, who took men’s weights and measures as easily as Barney or Tony the Tailor, was probably as knowing about their bodies as a nurse. He took his fragility in stride. He discounted it, discounted it for her, meant his remark about his eyesight to tell her as much, and was assured, moreover, by what he was about to offer her—his inspired proposition.
Dick, who knew the city at least as well as its Commissioner of Streets, who might, had he wished, have driven them through any of its ancient, gerrymandered neighborhoods without ever hitting a light or stop sign, seemed, old Cupid’s hand-wringing fuss-and-ditherer, to want to draw out the ride, to aim them at traffic, scenery, affable and smug as a hackman with newlyweds. Though they rode in silence, and the glass that separated the front of the limo from the back was shut, Druff felt covered in lap robes by the man, and he leaned forward and tapped on the window with his wedding band. “Step on it. Don’t spare the horses, please, Dick.”
“Oh, aye, Commissioner,” Dick
And just look who was still sitting there beside him. Who, despite her mild protestations and her delayed take about his being married notwithstanding, and all the usual disclaimers—he supposed usual, but what did he know, a guy on Inderal years?—and the fact of her size—the unswept feet remark, for example, might just as easily have been a simple physical observation as a boast or metaphor—had permitted him to guide her into his car anyway, even if, once she was there, she’d been unimpressed by all the mod cons and was apparently indifferent to his offer to let her use his car phone. Well, she’s a buyer for major department stores, Druff thought, a sophisticated lady, a woman on an expense account, a Frequent Flier.
“I know people,” Druff said, returning the phone to its housing, “who use these to call home and ask what’s for dinner.”
“Me too,” Miss Glorio said.
“Yes, well,” said Druff, discomfited, looking up to catch Dick, his spy, spying on them in the limo’s rearview mirror and covering for himself by grinning away like some hovering, hand-rubbing Dutch uncle in films, for all the world as if Dick were Druff’s senior and not the other way around, as if, thought age-innocent Druff, Dick were love’s advocate, that avuncular, that European. And suddenly remembered the force of his intimate augury in the restaurant. Then and there deciding to test it, willing to let their affair stand or fail on the accuracy of his presentiments.
“Say,” he said, “ask you a personal question?”
“Depends.”
“Depends. Fair enough. Depends.”
“What is it?”
“I was wondering,” Druff said. “How old are you?”
“I’m forty-four, I’ll be forty-five in three months.”
“Ah,” said Druff, and thought, as though their liaison were already assured, this is going to be a sea change made in heaven. And added, as though what was already assured were already over, “Where would you like us to drop you?”
Glorio referred him to the business card in his suit jacket and, when he pulled it out and held it at arm’s length to read, she reached over and took it away from him. She folded the card between her fingers, slipped it into her purse, leaned forward, and called out the address to Dick. “What,” the commissioner said, “I’m a little farsighted? Because I’m not twenty-twenty and have a granddad’s vision you’re cutting me loose?” He wasn’t daunted, didn’t think he sounded daunted. He was perfectly aware of how feeble he must appear to the woman, a buyer of men’s sportswear, a lady with a gift for inseam, pocket, crotch, detailing, who knew the demographics of taste, the secrets of fashion, what certain colors hid or enhanced, who took men’s weights and measures as easily as Barney or Tony the Tailor, was probably as knowing about their bodies as a nurse. He took his fragility in stride. He discounted it, discounted it for her, meant his remark about his eyesight to tell her as much, and was assured, moreover, by what he was about to offer her—his inspired proposition.
Dick, who knew the city at least as well as its Commissioner of Streets, who might, had he wished, have driven them through any of its ancient, gerrymandered neighborhoods without ever hitting a light or stop sign, seemed, old Cupid’s hand-wringing fuss-and-ditherer, to want to draw out the ride, to aim them at traffic, scenery, affable and smug as a hackman with newlyweds. Though they rode in silence, and the glass that separated the front of the limo from the back was shut, Druff felt covered in lap robes by the man, and he leaned forward and tapped on the window with his wedding band. “Step on it. Don’t spare the horses, please, Dick.”
“Oh, aye, Commissioner,” Dick
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