Iâll meet you there in an hour.â
The thing that had stayed with Bruce after a stroll in the Maidan was that the fine green lawns were cut and kept smooth as carpeting, not with machines of any sort, not even with hand-pushed lawn mowers, but by natives who, on hands and knees, cut the grass with clippers. Why not? If the cost of a lawn mower could pay the wages of a bearer for a full year, why bother to purchase the lawn mower? Like all other things in India, it made sense in a weird, senseless way.
When Bruce reached the Cricket Club, Legerman was sprawled on a bench, in the shade of a great live oak, straw in mouth, sipping a bottle of Coca-Cola.
âGot one for you,â he told Bruce, reaching down next to the bench and coming up with another bottle of Coca-Cola, straw already inserted. When things were needed, Legerman produced them at the proper moment.
âLegerman,â Bruce said, staring gratefully at the Coca-Cola, âdonât you have anything that pins you down? You are a sergeant in an army run by the sergeants, so you must have duties, responsibilities?â
âI arrange time to do my own thing. You know, I was a p.r. man around Broadway, and youâre a newspaperman, and one day, God willing, this lunacy will be over â and well, one hand washes the other. Youâre in trouble.â
âHow do you know? God damn it,â Bruce went on, âhow the hell do you know everything that goes on around here?â
âI keep my ears open. Also, I occasionally date that cute little Wac who guards shithead Hilltonâs door. Would you believe it, Major Hillton got his job in Intelligence out of being a clerk at police headquarters in Cleveland â not even a real cop, but a clerk. Officers are no bargain, but those cookies who got their jobs by appointment out of civilian life â theyâre the worst.â
âOK,â Bruce said, âIâm in trouble. Forgive me. I had a lousy morning.â
âThey cutting orders for your departure?â
âSo they tell me.â
âAnd of course youâre not going. Youâre going to stand on your rights as a journalist accredited to this theater and remain right here in Calcutta, and get your newspaper into it and maybe make a real case out of it.â
âI had something of that sort in mind,â Bruce agreed.
âSure. Why not?â Legerman nodded. âYour thinking is high class. Thatâs because youâre an American. Me too. Weâre both full of motherhood and apple pie, even after Hitler, even after the gas ovens, even after what we both seen in this lousy town, because weâre pure. You know what happens, you fight this thing?â
âTell me.â
âSure Iâll tell you, and donât get your ass up and get sore at me, because I can see thatâs what youâre doing. I had a girl friend back home, and you know what she used to call characters like you â shiksa boys. Good, educated parents who spoke real English right from the start, good private schools, good colleges, entry to anything. Bruce Bacon. You grow up with a name like that and with your looks and six feet from eating good food instead of garbage, and you donât even need brains. Youâre an American, Jack Armstrong. You remember Jack Armstrong on the radio, raise the flag for Hudson High, boys, Jack Armstrong loves Wheaties and so should you.â
âOh, Christ, can it.â
âIâm getting to you.â
âIâm staying here,â Bruce said. âTheyâre not forcing me out. They havenât got a leg to stand on, and I can blow this famine thing sky high.â
âSure you can. Otherwise, what happens to apple pie and motherhood? Now let me suggest what will happen if you decide to stay here. One: they will remove your accreditation, and no wire service will be available to you. Two: they will stop your mail, and donât think they
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