Matt’s stomach.
“I’m going to be completely honest here. I can’t tell you the last time I got fucked with something other than silicone. I’ve lived my entire life under the umbrella of Trojan and birth control.” My voice took a whiney pitch I hadn’t intended. “I need to get laid!”
Matt smiled at me, brushing my hair away from my face. His hand cupped the back of my neck and dragged me down onto him. Just as I was about to squirm off him to tell him I was dead serious about not riding the baloney pony to eons without a sausage wrapper, he flipped me on my back. His hands trickled down between my legs.
“Ditto.”
I think I just came.
ChapterTen
The anticipation of someone’s hand, instead of mine, touching my happy hat sent my body into full gear. I groaned as Matt started his devious digit manipulation. The man knew what he was doing. When his teeth clamped down on my jutting nipple, ecstasy’s doors flung open faster than me twirling two toys of my choosing. Like the toll bells of my life, that notorious ringtone of his blared, and Matt hesitated. I pleaded with him using my puppy-dog eye look, hoping he’d ignore it. I knew it was Ted, and since my wild imagination had been derailed (go me!), he didn’t need to answer it. At least, not right that second. To divert his attention, I ran my tongue along my lips and squirmed my hips.
“I’ll call him back later.” He swirled his tongue down to the Valley of the ‘Y’, and I accommodated him by opening my legs wide.
Sorry, I wasn’t a prude. I knew what felt good to me. That would be a man reciting the alphabet with his tongue on my happy place. I jumped and let out the whoriest sound out of my throat. Matt did nothing to make me think I needed to draw a diagram with instructions.
Again his phone hummed that merry tune, and Matt’s tongue tango ceased. I heard the mutter of an apology.
Sitting up, trying hard not to invoke that loving feeling with my own talents, I half-listened to Matt’s conversation. He sat naked at the end of the bed, his back to me. Getting up, I kneaded his shoulders to keep him in the mood as he continued to drone on and on. Okay, I really wasn’t eavesdropping. In the back of my mind, a tune went off in my head.
I like big cocks and I cannot lie
You other ladies can’t deny
When a brother walks in
With a schlong so thick and prim
You toss it on the bed and get fucked!
YAH!
“Uh what?” I shook my head as Matt put a hand on mine to stop the deep tissue massage.
“That was Ted’s sister. Some guys jumped Ted coming out of his restaurant and beat him up pretty bad. She thinks it was a hate crime.” Matt sighed and turned toward me. “I want to stay, you have no idea how much I want to, but Ted and I have been friends since college.”
Oh judging from your massive erection, I do know how much you want to stay. Ugh. Poor Ted! I reached out and gave Matt a huge hug because I wanted to press my tits against his chest.
Hello? Not a prude, remember?
“I’ll come with you so you have company. It’s the least I can do.”
“You don’t have to,” Matt said, putting his pants back on.
“Hey. I consider Ted a friend too. He’s more than my pasta man whore.” I hopped out of bed and faced him, holding both hands up. “I promise these hands will not roam in a publicly inappropriate manner.” Unless you want them to .
His eyebrows arched, doubting my words. “All right.”
I wanted to say what could go wrong, but considering the night, I thought better of it.
On the ride to the hospital, I sat on my hands until Matt’s hand crept over with an invitation to hold hands. How could I resist? His grip trembled before he tightened. The man had the appearance of someone being forced down the aisle of a shotgun wedding. His brow creased, and his fingers drummed on the steering wheel.
“Relax.” I gave his hand a reassuring squeeze. Well, as much as I could with his death grip. A smile
“I’m going to be completely honest here. I can’t tell you the last time I got fucked with something other than silicone. I’ve lived my entire life under the umbrella of Trojan and birth control.” My voice took a whiney pitch I hadn’t intended. “I need to get laid!”
Matt smiled at me, brushing my hair away from my face. His hand cupped the back of my neck and dragged me down onto him. Just as I was about to squirm off him to tell him I was dead serious about not riding the baloney pony to eons without a sausage wrapper, he flipped me on my back. His hands trickled down between my legs.
“Ditto.”
I think I just came.
ChapterTen
The anticipation of someone’s hand, instead of mine, touching my happy hat sent my body into full gear. I groaned as Matt started his devious digit manipulation. The man knew what he was doing. When his teeth clamped down on my jutting nipple, ecstasy’s doors flung open faster than me twirling two toys of my choosing. Like the toll bells of my life, that notorious ringtone of his blared, and Matt hesitated. I pleaded with him using my puppy-dog eye look, hoping he’d ignore it. I knew it was Ted, and since my wild imagination had been derailed (go me!), he didn’t need to answer it. At least, not right that second. To divert his attention, I ran my tongue along my lips and squirmed my hips.
“I’ll call him back later.” He swirled his tongue down to the Valley of the ‘Y’, and I accommodated him by opening my legs wide.
Sorry, I wasn’t a prude. I knew what felt good to me. That would be a man reciting the alphabet with his tongue on my happy place. I jumped and let out the whoriest sound out of my throat. Matt did nothing to make me think I needed to draw a diagram with instructions.
Again his phone hummed that merry tune, and Matt’s tongue tango ceased. I heard the mutter of an apology.
Sitting up, trying hard not to invoke that loving feeling with my own talents, I half-listened to Matt’s conversation. He sat naked at the end of the bed, his back to me. Getting up, I kneaded his shoulders to keep him in the mood as he continued to drone on and on. Okay, I really wasn’t eavesdropping. In the back of my mind, a tune went off in my head.
I like big cocks and I cannot lie
You other ladies can’t deny
When a brother walks in
With a schlong so thick and prim
You toss it on the bed and get fucked!
YAH!
“Uh what?” I shook my head as Matt put a hand on mine to stop the deep tissue massage.
“That was Ted’s sister. Some guys jumped Ted coming out of his restaurant and beat him up pretty bad. She thinks it was a hate crime.” Matt sighed and turned toward me. “I want to stay, you have no idea how much I want to, but Ted and I have been friends since college.”
Oh judging from your massive erection, I do know how much you want to stay. Ugh. Poor Ted! I reached out and gave Matt a huge hug because I wanted to press my tits against his chest.
Hello? Not a prude, remember?
“I’ll come with you so you have company. It’s the least I can do.”
“You don’t have to,” Matt said, putting his pants back on.
“Hey. I consider Ted a friend too. He’s more than my pasta man whore.” I hopped out of bed and faced him, holding both hands up. “I promise these hands will not roam in a publicly inappropriate manner.” Unless you want them to .
His eyebrows arched, doubting my words. “All right.”
I wanted to say what could go wrong, but considering the night, I thought better of it.
On the ride to the hospital, I sat on my hands until Matt’s hand crept over with an invitation to hold hands. How could I resist? His grip trembled before he tightened. The man had the appearance of someone being forced down the aisle of a shotgun wedding. His brow creased, and his fingers drummed on the steering wheel.
“Relax.” I gave his hand a reassuring squeeze. Well, as much as I could with his death grip. A smile
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