oath.
‘Blast these telephone lines,’ he said. ‘We can put a man on the moon, but we can’t talk to him, there’s the tragedy. Can you hear me now? I was saying,’ he went on, speaking more distinctly, ‘that I was trying to reach Harry. Trying to return his call, rather.’
‘Harry telephoned you?’ I repeated, stupidly.
‘Apparently. He left a message on the machine.’
‘When was this?’
‘I’ve no idea, love. Yesterday, I suppose, or perhaps the day before. I’ve been in Buenos Aires for a few days, on business.’
‘What, golfing with Carlos again, you mean?’
‘Carlos is business, my girl, so don’t you go sounding all superior,’ my father set me straight. ‘Anyhow, I’ve not rung to talk to you, now have I? So fetch me Harry, will you? Put him on the phone.’
‘He isn’t here.’
‘He’s not out in the ruins at this hour, surely? It can’t be breakfast time there, yet.’
‘Half six,’ I told him. ‘And he really isn’t here. He was supposed to meet me yesterday, but he hasn’t turned up yet.’
‘Hasn’t turned up?’ My father feigned surprise. ‘Our Harry? Now, there’s an item for the evening news.’ His voice was dry. ‘We are talking about my nephew, aren’t we? The same boy who kept you waiting seven hours at the airport because he wanted to see where a footpath went?’
I smiled. ‘Yes.’
‘The same boy,’ my father went on, ‘who was supposed to meet you at the festival in Edinburgh, that one year?’
‘The very same.’ I’d gone to Edinburgh, as it happened. Harry had made it as far as Epping, where he’d met up with an old girlfriend … but that was, in itself, another story.
‘Well,’ said my father, ‘when he does turn up, tell him I’m waiting with bated breath to find out why he rang.’
‘I will.’
‘Mind you, he didn’t sound too urgent in his message. He’s probably forgotten all about it, now. Gone off on the trail of King John’s coat buttons, or some such other nonsense.’
I smiled. ‘That reminds me … wherever did you find that coin for him? That King John coin?’
My father coughed, pretending not to hear me, and asked a question of his own: ‘What are you doing there on holiday? You haven’t gone on holiday in years.’
‘It was Harry’s idea. He thought it would do me good to get away.’
‘Well,’ said my father, faintly pleased, ‘he might be right at that. The village life’s no good for you, you know – not healthy, stuck down there away from everything.’
I could have reminded him that he had turned out healthy enough, having grown up in that same village, andthat I’d only gone there in the first place because he’d asked me to mind the house for him, but I wasn’t given time to answer back.
‘Must go now, my dear. Enjoy your trip.’
‘Daddy …’ I said, but the line had already crackled and gone dead. With a sigh, I set the receiver back in place. Honestly, I thought, they were all the same, the men of my family. Cut from the same cloth.
I shrugged my arms into my dressing gown and yanked my window open to let out the steam from my shower. Leaning out across the sill, I drew a deep breath of the morning air, drinking in the peaceful scenery.
I couldn’t see the castle from my room – that view was blocked by another building squared against the hotel wall, its windows tightly shuttered still against the morning sun. But if I leaned a little further out and looked off to my left, across the tops of the trees that filled the square, I could just see the river, shining silver, beyond the head of the Rabelais statue.
Somewhere close by a bell was counting out the hours. Seven times the bell rang out, then silence. I was straining further across the sill, trying to get a better view, when the silence was abruptly shattered by a reverberating crash from the room next door. The window just beside mine on the left had opened inwards, and after a long moment’s pause I heard a burst
‘Blast these telephone lines,’ he said. ‘We can put a man on the moon, but we can’t talk to him, there’s the tragedy. Can you hear me now? I was saying,’ he went on, speaking more distinctly, ‘that I was trying to reach Harry. Trying to return his call, rather.’
‘Harry telephoned you?’ I repeated, stupidly.
‘Apparently. He left a message on the machine.’
‘When was this?’
‘I’ve no idea, love. Yesterday, I suppose, or perhaps the day before. I’ve been in Buenos Aires for a few days, on business.’
‘What, golfing with Carlos again, you mean?’
‘Carlos is business, my girl, so don’t you go sounding all superior,’ my father set me straight. ‘Anyhow, I’ve not rung to talk to you, now have I? So fetch me Harry, will you? Put him on the phone.’
‘He isn’t here.’
‘He’s not out in the ruins at this hour, surely? It can’t be breakfast time there, yet.’
‘Half six,’ I told him. ‘And he really isn’t here. He was supposed to meet me yesterday, but he hasn’t turned up yet.’
‘Hasn’t turned up?’ My father feigned surprise. ‘Our Harry? Now, there’s an item for the evening news.’ His voice was dry. ‘We are talking about my nephew, aren’t we? The same boy who kept you waiting seven hours at the airport because he wanted to see where a footpath went?’
I smiled. ‘Yes.’
‘The same boy,’ my father went on, ‘who was supposed to meet you at the festival in Edinburgh, that one year?’
‘The very same.’ I’d gone to Edinburgh, as it happened. Harry had made it as far as Epping, where he’d met up with an old girlfriend … but that was, in itself, another story.
‘Well,’ said my father, ‘when he does turn up, tell him I’m waiting with bated breath to find out why he rang.’
‘I will.’
‘Mind you, he didn’t sound too urgent in his message. He’s probably forgotten all about it, now. Gone off on the trail of King John’s coat buttons, or some such other nonsense.’
I smiled. ‘That reminds me … wherever did you find that coin for him? That King John coin?’
My father coughed, pretending not to hear me, and asked a question of his own: ‘What are you doing there on holiday? You haven’t gone on holiday in years.’
‘It was Harry’s idea. He thought it would do me good to get away.’
‘Well,’ said my father, faintly pleased, ‘he might be right at that. The village life’s no good for you, you know – not healthy, stuck down there away from everything.’
I could have reminded him that he had turned out healthy enough, having grown up in that same village, andthat I’d only gone there in the first place because he’d asked me to mind the house for him, but I wasn’t given time to answer back.
‘Must go now, my dear. Enjoy your trip.’
‘Daddy …’ I said, but the line had already crackled and gone dead. With a sigh, I set the receiver back in place. Honestly, I thought, they were all the same, the men of my family. Cut from the same cloth.
I shrugged my arms into my dressing gown and yanked my window open to let out the steam from my shower. Leaning out across the sill, I drew a deep breath of the morning air, drinking in the peaceful scenery.
I couldn’t see the castle from my room – that view was blocked by another building squared against the hotel wall, its windows tightly shuttered still against the morning sun. But if I leaned a little further out and looked off to my left, across the tops of the trees that filled the square, I could just see the river, shining silver, beyond the head of the Rabelais statue.
Somewhere close by a bell was counting out the hours. Seven times the bell rang out, then silence. I was straining further across the sill, trying to get a better view, when the silence was abruptly shattered by a reverberating crash from the room next door. The window just beside mine on the left had opened inwards, and after a long moment’s pause I heard a burst
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