quickly and a cab readied for me by the desk clerk – we are at the airport in record time, earning the driver a nice tip. I don’t care where I fly, I want the first flight out of here, which the departure board tells me is the red eye to Sydney, Australia. “They’re boarding now miss.” The ticket agent says. “I’ll call and let them know you are on the way, but you’d better hurry.” “Thanks.” I remove my heels and run to the gate in time to fall in behind the last boarder and am soon settled in my seat. Takeoff, climb to altitude and a Scotch whisky in hand help me relax and relive the day in my mind. I must call my friends in the morning and let them know I have achieved my goal, but now it’s time for a nap - I swear British Airways have the most comfortable pillows. Six and a half hours later the smell of fresh brewed coffee brings me out of slumber and ready to start a new day without stress. The flight attendant brings a cup and an egg croissant and informs me that we have about two hours flying time remaining. Barty and Anastasius thank me for the calls, but regret not being able to say their goodbyes. I promise next time to stay longer and make up for it. My smart phone tells me that I can expect a twenty hour plus flight from Sydney to Rome so the space and luxury of first class will be a necessity and I’ll buy a tablet or notebook to help pass the time – it will amuse me to see how far I can reprogram one of them. The wait for the Rome flight is three hours, but Sydney airport has plenty to occupy passengers in the way of shopping and entertainment. It’s a relief not having to worry about the precious cargo I am toting and I find a stunning pair of red high heels made from kangaroo skin and a couple of dresses I like.
Chapter 6: Being Chased In Rome
I won’t bore you with the twenty hour and forty two minute flight to Rome, even the episode where a middle age drunk tried to proposition me and was reassigned to the smaller confines of coach accommodation. We land at La Roma airport and to the amusement of passengers, a flight crew member announces “If you get the insane urge to hurtle through the air in a metal tube again, please consider Alitalia Airlines.” When in the arrivals building, I get an uneasy feeling that raises the hairs on my nape, so I hop into a photo kiosk to take a look around the terminal from behind the curtains. Nothing looks out of place, but when I step out an elderly woman dressed like a grandmother approaches and places a phone in my hand. “Listen.” She instructs and walks away. The voice says “We have Gavin – you have the ‘item’ – we suggest a trade.” “Who is this? Where are you?” I ask and look around again. “We are here, we’ve been waiting for you.” “I don’t care about Gavin – ask him to show you the bruises.” “The bruises are nothing compared to what we did to him.” Voice says. “But he’ll recover pretty normally if you do as we say. “I can’t trade the ‘item’ - it does not belong to me.” “No, it belongs to my boss.” Voice states. “No it does not – the money will be returned to him.” “He does not want the money back – perhaps you don’t comprehend clearly. I have been charged with the safe recovery of the item, at any cost – do you understand?” “I understand completely.” “Good, then I suggest we do this in a civil manner and you hand over that roll on bag to the woman who gave you the phone and she will take you to your precious Gavin.” I look around and see the same woman hovering a short distance away. She smiles and nods knowingly. “There are others…” Voice says. “Watching you.” I walk slowly, the woman shadows and I am aware of other people moving in the same direction. “So I see.” I respond. My direction takes me towards the escalator and when close, I jump on and lug the case up the steps. I see a man standing at the top and assume