gesture.â
âMore of a mannerism,â Nueve said.
âYou mean affectation.â
Nueve shrugged.
Cinnamon-Breath gave the wig one last violent tug, then fluffed the tight gray curls with his fingertips. He tsk-tsked at the effect.
âThink I should have gone with a darker shade. All this hair underneath is making it bulge. And the colorâyou look like a human Q-tip. Oh well. All done but the lips.â
âDonât do the lips,â I said.
âI gotta do the lips. I donât do the lips, people are going to notice the hair. And we donât want them noticing the hair.â
âWhy would an old lady be wearing lipstick in a hospital?â I asked.
âSheâs leaving the hospital, Kropp. A Southern hospital. Jeez! Now make like youâre going to kiss me.â
âMake like Iâm going to what?â
âKiss me! Give me a smooch.â
âPerhaps you should purse your lips, Alfred, as if youâre going to whistle a happy tune,â Nueve suggested.
I pursed my lips and avoided Cinnamon-Breathâs eyes as he applied the lipstick.
âNow that completes the picture!â he said.
âToo red,â Nueve said.
Cinnamon-Breath ignored him. He held a hand mirror in front of my face.
âSoooo? What do you think?â
âI think I look like my grandmother.â
âGrandmother! Perfect! Now out of bed, quick; letâs get you dressed.â
He pulled a flowery purple dress from the valise and laid it on the foot of the bed.
âCanât we just throw a blanket over me?â I asked.
âWe could,â Nueve said. âBut the transition to the car could prove difficult.â
I sighed. The makeup guy turned his back, Nueve closed his eyes, leaning his head against the wall, and I slipped the dress over my wig-covered head. I asked Cinnamon-Breath to zip me up and he laughed for some reason.
âYouâre beautiful,â he said. âGrandma Kropp. Oh wait. I nearly forgot.â
He pulled a pair of white orthopedic sneakers from the bag.
âOh, no,â Nueve said. âAll wrong. It should be heels.â
âShe has bunionsâthatâs the idea,â Cinnamon-Breath said. âAnd if for any reason he has to run, you wanna see him try it in pumps? Oh, did I say one more thing? I have one more one-more-thing.â
He pulled a shawl from the valise and wrapped it around my shoulders. Then he stepped back and admired his handiwork. âSee why the lavender was all wrong?â he asked Nueve. âThe rose goes much better with the shawl. Howâs he look?â
âLike an octogenarian on steroids,â said Nueve.
âHow do we get past the cop?â I asked.
âUh-oh,â Cinnamon-Breath said, winking at Nueve. âI guess we should have thought of that!â
He picked up his valise and knocked twice on the door. It swung open and he stepped out of the room. After the door closed, Nueve turned to me.
âDo you still have the little gift I gave you?â
I retrieved the poisoned pen from under the pillow and slipped it into the side of my orthopedic shoe.
âWhy do I need it?â I asked, following him to the door.
He smiled without showing his teeth. âNo, the question is why do you persist with stupid questions?â
âA teacher told me once thereâs no such thing as a stupid question.â
âYour teacher is an idiot.â
He knocked on the door.
There was no policeman sitting outside. Bought off? Dragged into the stairwell and hit on the head by Cinnamon-Breath? I didnât know and I didnât dwell on it. I told myself all this clandestine crap would soon be a part of my past.
A wheelchair sat against the wall. I plopped down; Nueve tucked his cane under his arm and wheeled me to the elevator.
âSamuelâs room,â I said as Nueve reached to press the button for the first floor.
âYou insist?â
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