kind.â
âKind!
Très drôle!
Itâs not kindness she wants. If you canât see that . . .â
Exasperated, Tess slapped the letter down between us.
Two Sundays after Adam disappeared for the second time, and again sitting either side of the table, but a cold, windy, grey, leaf-swirling day, this one, the river rippling with irritated gun-metal waves, and the fire blazing for the bright comfort of it as much as for warmth.
âItâs better than the last one, but honestly!â
âIâm not wasting any more time on it.â
âSuit yourself.â
âAll the time I was writing, my hand kept cramping like someone was gripping it hard to try and stop me.â
She laughed. âThe toll-bridge ghost.â
âSuperstitious crap.â
âThereâs supposed to be one. Dad says heâs seen her. He says she kind of floats about between this room and the bridge. She was murdered by her lover in a fit of jealous rage. He chucked her body into the river. He was never caught, but she came back to haunt him and did such a good job he went mad and drowned himself. Serve him right too.â
âYouâre making this up.â
âNo Iâm not. Dad says only men see her, and only those she likes. Perhaps sheâs taken a fancy to you and will turn up one night all of a quiver, wanting a bit of spooky nooky.â
âItâs the only hope of getting laid around here, thatâs for sure.â
âWhose fault is that? You could have Gill any time. You still havenât said whether you want her or not.â
âIâve told you, I donât know.â
âJanus.â
âShut it with that, will you!â
âSo youâll send this one?â
âYes.â
Tess stood up. âGot to go. Sorry. Weâve company. Mum wants some help.â
Another spoilt Sunday.
âLook at me and smile.â
I said nothing.
âPlease yourself. Iâll come back after tea, if they go early. They probably will. OK?â
I stood up, went to the fire, stirred a log with my foot. âSure.â
At the door Tess turned back. âNearly forgot. Dad said to tell you heâll be here tomorrow about ten thirty with Major Finn and an estate agent.â
Major Finn was the landowner and therefore my employer. Iâd never seen him.
âWhatâs this, then, a regimental inspection?â
âThereâs talk of selling bits of the estate. Now heâs not getting a lot in tolls the major needs the money.â
âBut heâd never sell the house or the bridge, would he? He canât.â
âDunno. Dad said will you make sure to tidy up and mind your manners while theyâre here.â
I knuckled my forelock. âYes, mum,â and bowing, âknow me place, mum.â
When sheâd gone I kicked the grotty armchair, then tore up my letter to Gill and chucked the pieces into the fire.
2
They turned up next morning three-quarters of an hour late, the major, once he had struggled out of the estate agentâs red BMW, refusing help from Bob Norris with a growl, and supporting a geriatric hip with a swarthy stick. An aged hangover from the Second World War, like a museum exhibit on a day out. His beetroot face with hawk nose and bristly grey moustache was topped off with a fraying panama hat. A crumpled tweed shooting jacket hung from his body as if he had shrunk inside it, which in a way, I suppose,he had. His baggy heavy-duty light brown corduroy trousers were stained an unappetizing yellow at the crotch. His feet clumped in robust ox-blood brogues. A mobile fossil he might be but he still talked in words clipped sharp enough to slice across a parade ground. There was about him an assumption of authority you just knew heâd been born with. Somehow I couldnât help liking him, even though I didnât want to.
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