the incredible idea that the highest form of painting is a huge canvas showing burly factory workers or alternatively what are actually the conquered inhabitants of Uzbekistan rejoicing in their slavery, in the most disgustingly sentimental Victorian style you can imagine. Now for a humble Surrealist, such as myself, thatâs just a little hard to take.â
âLook, hang on ââ began Hugh, and Colin had gone very red, but now the three men at the next table began to get involved. Two were dishevelled arty types, in the usual corduroy and dusty hair, cut long to touch the collar; the third, who looked younger than his companions, at the same time dressed older, in an uncared-for suit with a waistcoat, a conventional shirt and tie. He was going bald, wore glasses and had buck teeth that seemed too large for his pale, round, schoolboyâs face. He leaned forward, holding a card towards Mavor.
âRemember â we met the other evening â Iâve opened a galleryââ
âHe thinks the moment has come for a great revival of Surrealism,â said one of his companions, rather jeeringly. âHeâs after those Dalà paintings youâre always banging on about, Mavor.â
Mavor took the proffered card, and leered craftily at his fellow painter: âWho says I own any DalÃs?â
The man laughed. âWell you, mostly, old boy.â
Colin couldnât hold back any longer. âRevive Surrealism? People want something uplifting, not that sick Freudian fantasy stuff. Itâs degenerate, utterly degenerate.â
Weirdly, he was beginning to sound like my father.
âSo my workâs degenerate, is it? Salvador DalÃâs degenerate, Max Ernst, André Breton. Itâs degenerate to paint the unconscious, to unleash the imagination, to explore the erotic. Thatâs degenerate. But itâs not degenerate to sell your soul to the Party, to lap up their propaganda, for all we know you were one of their double agents, one of their spies. What exactly were you up to in the Balkans, Harris? Doing the Russiansâ dirty work for them?â
There was a horrified silence. Heâd gone too far. I looked round the table, seeing them for a split second frozen, as if caught in a flashbulb photograph: faces distorted with anger, or apprehension; only the onlookers, Radu and Stanley, detached and even amused, while Gwenâs face was a blank white disc, expressionless as ever as she gazed at Mavor.
Colin leaned forward, his face even bonier in rage. âYou are degenerate, you absurd, drunken aesthete, with your effete, ephemeral paintings and your ⦠look at you, if you werenât so drunk Iâd knock you down, Iâd kick you all the way toââ
âColin! Shut up !â Alan laid a hand on his friendâs arm. Titus was smiling and smiling. He was enjoying himself. Colin had responded exactly as heâd hoped.
âOh dear, I must have touched a raw nerve there, hit a chord. We have a spy in our midst. Spying was heroic, of course, during the war. We should be grateful to you, Colin, just as we should be grateful to the glorious Soviet Union.â
Seeing the look on Colinâs face, the girlfriend was agitated now. â Titus ,â she whined.
âShut up, Fiona.â
Colin stood up, lurching slightly. Perhaps he was a bit drunk too. âShall I tell you something â I hate people like you. Youâre the scum of the earth and after the revolution, there wonât be a place for people like you.â
âIâll be liquidated, I suppose.â
âThat would be a very good idea.â Colin stepped dramatically backwards and his chair fell over. He left it where it was and strode out of the Café. The two artists at the next table clapped. Not the little bald man â he seemed appalled.
Titus stared stupidly, his mouth open. Then he started to laugh and splutter. I felt a pinpoint of spittle
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