tea, when I seemed in spirits, she began thus.ââI fancy, Charles, my dear, we shall have a great deal of good company at our church to-morrow.âââPerhaps we may, my dear,â returned I; âthough you need be under no uneasiness about that, you shall have a sermon whether there be or not.âââThat is what I expect,â returned she; âbut I think, my dear, we ought to appear there as decently as possible, for who knows what may happen?â âYour precautions,â replied I, âare highly commendable. A decent behaviour and appearance in church is what charms me. We should be devout and humble, chearful and serene.âââYes,â cried she, âI know that; but I mean we should go there in as proper a manner as possible; not altogether like the scrubs about us.â âYou are quite right, my dear,â returned I, âand I was going to make the very same proposal. The proper manner of going is, to go there as early as possible, to have time for meditation before the service begins.âââPhoo, Charles,â interrupted she, âall that is very true; but not what I would be at. I mean, we should go there genteelly. You know the church is two miles off, and I protest I donât like to see my daughters trudging up to their pew all blowzed and red with walking, and looking for all the world as if they had been winners at a smock race. Now, my dear, my proposal is this: there are our two plow horses, the Colt that has been in our family these nine years, and his companion Blackberry, that have scarce done an earthly thing for this month past. They are both grown fat and lazy. Why should not they do something as well as we? And let me tell you, when Moses has trimmed them a little, they will cut a very tolerable figure.â
To this proposal I objected, that walking would be twenty times more genteel than such a paltry conveyance, as Blackberry was wall-eyed, and the Colt wanted a tail: that they had never been broke to the rein; but had an hundred vicious tricks; and that we had but one saddle and pillion in the whole house. All these objections, however, were overruled; so that I was obliged to comply. The next morning I perceived them not a little busy in collecting such materials as might be necessary for the expedition; but as I found it would be a business of time, I walked on to the church before, and they promised speedily to follow. I waited near an hour in the reading desk for their arrival; but not finding them come as expected, I was obliged to begin, and went through the service, not without some uneasiness at finding them absent. This was encreased when all was finished, and no appearance of the family. I therefore walked back by the horse-way, which was five miles round, thoâ the foot-way was but two, and when got about half way home, perceived the procession marching slowly forward towards the church; my son, my wife, and the two little ones exalted upon one horse, and my two daughters upon the other. I demanded the cause of their delay; but I soon found by their looks they had met with a thousand misfortunes on the road. The horses had at first refused to move from the door, till Mr. Burchell was kind enough to beat them forward for about two hundred yards with his cudgel. Next the straps of my wifeâs pillion broke down, and they were obliged to stop to repair them before they could proceed. After that, one of the horses took it into his head to stand still, and neither blows nor entreaties could prevail with him to proceed. It was just recovering from this dismal situation that I found them; but perceiving every thing safe, I own their present mortification did not much displease me, as it would give me many opportunities of future triumph, and teach my daughters more humility.
CHAPTER 11
The family still resolve to hold up their heads
MICHAELMAS EVE happening on the next day, we were invited to burn
Karen Lee Street
Lawrence Block
Amanda M. Lee
Vonna Harper
Moira Rogers
Stuart Pawson
Phoebe Conn
Cecelia Ahern
J.H. Croix
Steve Umstead