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can use it to locate the driver of the car and he’ll take care of me in some way.’ It could be any one of a hundred and one things.”
    I said, “I have a client. I haven’t the faintest idea whether he knows anything about hit-and-run or not, but I’m interested in finding out. When I go back to Los Angeles I’m going to see that client. I’m going to put it up to him. If he was mixed up in any hit-and-run he’s going to try and square it, and if he tries to square it he’s going to come to you first. Now, how’s that?”
    Lieutenant Sheldon got up, came around the desk, grabbed my hand, and pumped it up and down. “Now, Donald,” he said, “you’re beginning to understand how we work in San Francisco; the way we try to co-operate with you fellows when you’re up here. You don’t try to do any squaring on the side. You pick up the telephone and you call for Lieutenant Sheldon, person to person. You get it?”
    “I get it,” I said.
    “You tell me what you have, and you tell me what you want to do. Then the police, acting on your tip, get busy and solve the case by clever detective work. After we’ve solved the case you start trying to work your fix and we’ll do everything we can up here. We’ll tell you all we know and show you the ropes. If you can square it more power to you.”
    I nodded.
    “But remember, Donald,” he said, wagging a forefinger at me as though he’d been a schoolteacher and I was a naughty pupil, “don’t try to slip anything over on us. If you know anything, you’d better tell us now. If you know something you aren’t telling and we find it out, it’s going to be too bad, just too bad.”
    “I understand.”
    “Not only for your client, but it’s going to be too bad for your agency. We co-operate with people who co-operate with us, and we don’t co-operate with people who don’t co-operate with us.”
    “Suits me,” I told him.
    “Here’s a list of the witnesses on that hit-and-run,” he said, handing me a typewritten list of names and addresses. “That’s all we have to work on at the moment. But I feel sure you’re going to help us get more, Donald. I feel certain of it. You’ll want it squared up, and you’re not dumb.
    “Now if there’s anything you want while you’re up here, any information we can get for you, don’t hesitate for a minute. Just tell us what you want, Donald, and we’ll get it for you.” I thanked him and walked out.
    I took a taxi to the Palace Hotel, paid off, ducked through to the side entrance, picked up another cab. A car was tailing me. I couldn’t shake it off without tipping off the cab driver and making the driver of the car behind know I had him spotted.
    I told the cabbie to drive along Bush Street. When I saw a rather pretentious apartment up near the top of the hill, I told the driver to stop and wait for me. I ran up the stairs, walked in to the desk, and handed the man on duty my card.
    “I’m up here working on a case,” I told him.
    His eyes were exceedingly uncordial.
    “Do you have a tenant,” I asked, “who drives a verydark blue Buick sedan?”
    “I wouldn’t know. It’s quite possible we have several.”
    I frowned and said, “This is the address I have and it should be here, a dark-blue sedan.”
    “I’m sure I couldn’t tell you.”
    “Could you find out for me?”
    “I’m afraid not. We don’t spy on our tenants.”
    “I don’t want you to spy on anyone. I just want a little information. I could get a list of tenants and look up the registrations.”
    “Then why don’t you do that, Mr. Lam?”
    “Because I can save time this way.”
    “Time,” he said, “is money.”
    I said, “In this case there isn’t much money.”
    “Then you should have lots of time.”
    I said, “I’ll see what I can do and come back.”
    “Do that.”
    I walked out, got in the taxicab, and went back to my hotel. I went up to my room, waited ten minutes, got in a cab, went out to Sutro Baths, and had

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