Uncle Ed's Lap by Parker Ford Page A

shut from my touch. “Can I still call you uncle while you fuck me?”
    “Jesus, Fiona,” he said, he yanked me up and set me on the counter, legs splayed, hard cock seated perfectly in the crotch of pj pants.
    The doorbell rang. “That's her,” he said.
    “I told you! That woman is Satan.”
    “Shit,” he said, but he was laughing. He tugged his tee out of his jeans and let it cover the bulge of his hard-on. The he left me there, high and dry. Okay, the high part was true, but I was anything but dry.
    I hopped down, making two plates of pancakes, bacon and blueberries. I added coffee, took a deep breath and made my way into the living room.
    “Good morning, Ruth!” I said in my best fake hostess voice. “Can I get you some coffee? Maybe some pancakes? Have you eaten yet? There's plenty.”
    “Hi, Fiona,” She seemed unsure at first but then smiled. “No food, but I'd kill for a cup of your uncle's joe, it is the best.”
    “Because it's strong,” I said with an almost real smile.
    “Right! We were just discussing the name of the fund. Edward doesn't think your aunt would have wanted her name in the main title.”
    I poured the coffee, passed it out. “Hmm, I think he's right about that.”
    Ruth sipped her coffee and grinned. “God, that is good!”
    I gave uncle his and perched on the arm of his chair just like last time. I sipped my coffee, considering the name. Outside the window the fox ran from behind the Martins’ garage to the side garden next door. “How about The Red Fox Fund for Higher Learning in memory and honor of Carole Briggs?”
    Ruth put her hand to her chest and uncle Ed patted my leg. “Well, I think that sounds fabulous. Did you know we have a fox in the neighborhood?” she asked.
    “So I've heard.”
    Three cups of coffee, scads of paperwork and a promise to come to one of her cookouts and we got her out the front door. I fell back on uncle Ed's lap with a sigh. “Boy, am I glad that woman is gone!” I said. “And now just because she wants to get in your pants.”
    I could feel him growing hard under my wiggling butt and I tried not to give a tell tale smile. “Speaking of pants...” He grinned, it was entirely boyish and sexy.
    “Mmm-hmm?” I turned to kiss him.
    He pulled me tighter and I spun, knees driving up under his armpits and I try to get closer. To straddle him. To kiss him until he lost his control and took me upstairs. Which should be any minute now. “Let's go up and get you out of yours.”
    I wiggled again, liking the feel of his arousal and the feeling I had inside of belonging. I didn't know how it would all ultimately turn out. I had a lifetime ahead of me. And so did he. But for now, I was exactly where I needed to bewhere I was happieston uncle Ed's lap. And pretty soon, in uncle Ed's bed.
    The End
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    ABOUT PARKER FORD
    Parker Ford writes all her dirty stories in her head during her day job. Just an average secretary working for a small publishing house, she adores her secret, filthy inner life. She often races home to jot them down and share them with her husband. He often races her to the bedroom to act them out. They live with one very spoiled dog and a plethora of ‘adopted’ wildlife outside their home. And yes, she knows that Parker is usually a boy name, apparently that is a memo her parents didn't get. Reach her at [email protected]
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    NAUGHTY BITS
    By Selena Kitt
    David has been brightening up his gray Surrey, England days with the porn collection hidden in his parents’ shed, but when he finds that his older sister, Dawn has discovered his magazine collection, things really begin to heat up. Their parents insist that their just-graduated son look for a job, but their daughter has the week off and is determined to work on her tan. Distracted David finds himself increasingly tempted by his seductive older