Undercover by Meredith Badger Page B

couldn’t be bothered being secretive.
    Grandmother Knottleweed-Eversprightly moved across the room like clouds move across the sky before it starts raining. Somehow she managed to look both light and heavy at the same time.
    â€˜What a magnificent person your grandmother is!’ gushed Mrs Hayman. ‘Such style, such grace.’
    â€˜Oh, do be quiet,’ snapped Grandmother Knottleweed-Eversprightly.
    But instead of being offended, Mrs Hayman laughed. ‘And so amusing, too!’ she said.
    â€˜I just returned from my book tour last night,’ said Grandmother Knottleweed- Eversprightly, ignoring Mrs Hayman, who was staring at her admiringly. ‘Only to discover the dreadful mistake your parents had made! Why they decided to let you go on an undercover operation in this terrible school, I have no idea.’
    Mrs Hayman blushed. ‘You’re too kind,’ she said. ‘It is a dreadful school, isn’t it?’
    Elly was cross. ‘It’s not dreadful at all. It’s a great school and I want to stay here. I’m doing really well and I’m learning all about humans. I’m even on the basketball team.’
    But her grandmother already had her by the arm. ‘That’s impossible,’ she replied. ‘You need to go to a proper fairy school where you’ll learn much more important things than basketball.’
    â€˜So true, so true!’ chortled Mrs Hayman. ‘Your grandmother is a very wise woman, Elly.’
    Grandmother Knottleweed-Eversprightly would’ve whisked Elly away right then and there, but Elly managed to persuade her to give her time to collect her things.
    It was recess, and Elly found Jess deep in conversation with Caitlin and Clarabelle about flying machines. Elly pulled Jess over to a quiet corner of the playground and explained the situation.
    â€˜You can’t go,’ said Jess sadly. ‘School has just started getting good now you are here.’
    Elly sighed. ‘There’s no saying “no” to Grandmother Knottleweed-Eversprightly,’ she said gloomily.
    The Hover-Lamp was sitting in its usual place on Jess’s shoulder. It had hardly left Jess’s side since they met. Jess passed it to Elly. ‘You’d better take this, I guess,’ she said.
    Elly held the lamp for a moment. The lamp began making a noise that was so much like howling that she quickly handed it back to Jess. ‘I think you’d better keep it,’ she said. ‘It seems very attached to you.’
    The Hover-Lamp seemed relieved to be back with Jess. It made a happy, purring sort of sound.
    Elly looked down at her wrist and sighed. ‘I just wish this Worry-Watch was a little less attached to me.’
    As she spoke, the Worry-Watch suddenly unbuckled itself and dropped to the ground. The girls stared at it in surprise.
    â€˜It must have decided that Grandmother Knottleweed-Eversprightly will do enough worrying for all of us,’ Elly grimaced.
    Jess bent down and carefully picked the watch up. She turned it over. ‘Look!’ she said. ‘There’s another setting on the back.’
    Sure enough, there was a little red arrow pointing to the word WORRY. But below it was another word: RELAX. Jess flicked the switch over with her thumb. The watch immediately began swinging its arms around in a very careless fashion, as if it really didn’t care what the time was.
    â€˜Don’t hurry, don’t worry,’ it said, in a soothing, sleepy voice. ‘Everything is going to be fine.’
    Elly grinned. ‘For once I think this watch might just be right,’ she said, giving Jess a big hug.

    Did you know not all fairies like being
fairies? Read all about Elly in the first
Fairy School Drop-out book, and stay
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