What a Dragon Should Know by G.A. Aiken Page A

real you. Look at those eyes. If they were knives, they’d cut me to ribbons.”
    “I’m sure I don’t know what you mean, my lord.”
    “Of course you don’t. You’re just a silly woman. Without a brain in your head.” He walked around her and she felt a hand swipe across her ass. She jumped, and he had the nerve to look startled. “Come on then, silly woman. Introduce me to the more important men.”
    Gwenvael followed the lying Lady Dagmar—did she truly expect him to believe that story?—into the Reinholdt fortress. It wasn’t as miserable as he expected, but he’d seen uninhabited caves that were a lot more warm and friendly.
    The first floor of the building was mostly one big room with a sizable pit fire in front of rows and rows of dining tables with several boars roasting over it. There was a small group of women sitting at a table chatting, and if they saw the man asleep under their table, they made no mention of him. Dogs that didn’t look at all like the ones The Beast was breeding for battle ran free around the hall, eating whatever was left on the floor.
    By the time Gwenvael and Dagmar reached the center of the room, all activity stopped and every eye focused on them.
    A large human carrying a pint of ale in his hand stepped in front of them, his suspicious gaze locked on Gwenvael.
    “Dagmar.”
    “Brother.”
    “Who is this?”
    “This is Lord Gwenvael. I’m taking him to see Father.”
    The Northlander examined Gwenvael closely before saying, “He must be from the south. So brown.”
    “I prefer golden,” Gwenvael corrected. “It’s a tragic curse really since I live in a part of the world where the two suns actually come out during the day and don’t cower behind clouds, afraid to be seen by the scary Northmen.”
    When Dagmar’s brother only stared at him, Gwenvael glanced down at the female. She was smirking, and he knew he’d been right. Any intelligence in this group had gone to the woman.
    “Lord Gwenvael, this is my brother and oldest son to The Reinholdt, Eymund. And I don’t think he understood your joke.”
    That was sadly true. He didn’t. “Lord Eymund.”
    The Northlander grunted, but kept staring. Gwenvael had no idea if this was an unspoken challenge so he said, “The men of the north are very handsome. Especially you.”
    It took a while for his statement to get through the immense skull surrounding that excessively slow brain, but when it did Eymund eyed him intently.
    “Uh … what?”
    “If you’ll excuse us, brother”—Dagmar motioned for Gwenvael to move toward the end of the massive hall—“we’re going to see Father.”
    When they reached a plain wood door, she knocked.
    “In.”
    She pushed the thick door open and ushered Gwenvael in, signaling for that tasty morsel of dog to stay behind. After closing the door behind them, she walked to her father’s desk. She kept her hands folded in front of her and her demeanor as nonthreatening as possible.
    “Father, there’s someone here to see you.”
    The Reinholdt lifted his gaze from the maps in front of him, glanced at Gwenvael, and immediately went back to his maps. “Don’t know him.”
    “I know. But you’ve met him.”
    “I have?”
    “He’s the dragon from this morning.”
    Grey eyes similar to his daughter’s slowly lifted, and the widely built man leaned over in his chair, looking around Dagmar to see Gwenvael.
    “You havin’ me on?” he asked his daughter.
    “Because I’m known for my rich and well-developed sense of humor?”
    Actually, the dry way she said it, Gwenvael thought she was extremely funny.
    “Good point,” her father said. “But still …”
    “I know it’s hard to believe. But it’s him.”
    The Reinholdt let out a soul-weary sigh and sat back in his chair. “Yeah, so … What’s he doin’ ’ere?”
    “He asked to meet with you.”
    “Last I remember, we weren’t tellin’ him nothin’.”
    “True. But I had little choice but to bring him here. He