takes.â Hayley choked back unexpected emotion.
âNot true,â Suz said. âAnd thatâs just the kind of attitude weâre here to tackle. This dress is going to show you that you donât have to sit around waiting for what you want.â
Suz adjusted the braids so they werenât quite as U-turn-esque. âYouâll practice tonight using the costume and youâll know that you are the same person, just in a large floofy green dress. And then when youâre ready, you simply take the dress off and put all the same principles into motion the next time you see a guy you want.â
Hayley didnât answer. It sounded completely ridiculous and totally plausible all at the same time. Finally she just shrugged. It wasnât likely things could get worse. Not to mention, it wasnât likely anyone would recognize her in the costume. Sheâd probably be the last person theyâd expect to see.
Suz sensed that sheâd won and leaped into action. âLetâs get started. Remember, youâre going to feel like itâs because of the costume. But itâs really not the costume. Itâs you. But weâre just going to take it one step at a time. Okay, petticoats first.â
Hayley stepped into the scratchy white stuff and held it by the waist. âUh, your palâs a little bigger than me.â
Suz handed her a safety pin and Hayley folded over the waist and pinned it together.
âArms up; letâs go,â Suz barked. She dumped the green dressover Hayleyâs head and pulled it down. The white underblouse portion sagged away from Hayleyâs chest.
Hayley rolled her eyes. Grace carried as much bust as Suz did, maybe more. âLook at this. Look! Thereâs enough room in here to pack for a weekend. I wouldnât even have to take a carry-on.â
She stuck her hand down the front and flapped it against the loose fabric. âIn fact, I could probably add a croissant and a cup of coffee and avoid the airplane food. Of course, if I had bigger boobs I wouldnât need a cup holder. I could just shove the cup in my cleavage. And it could be my feed bag. I could just put my face down in my boobs and have a little snackââ
âStop it.â Suz slapped Hayleyâs hand away. âYouâre going to rip the lace. If youâre done ranting, we can move on. Iâve come prepared.â Suz fished around in her bag and pulled out what appeared to be a bra. âHere. Put this on.â
An inflatable bra, actually. Closer inspection revealed it was constructed out of silver latex with a black velvet lining. Classy, for a plastic blowup bra.
âNo way. No. Way. This is supposed to make things better?â
Suz put her hands on her hips and generated some serious attitude. âNo, this is supposed to make things clearer. Look, if you want to do this, quit your bitching.â
âI donât want to this. You want me to do this. And Iâm willing to do this. But I donât want to do this. Thereâs a difference.â
âAnd the difference, my friend, is called inertia. This lack of momentum, the very thing you wish to be cured of, is what is responsible for putting you in an inflatable bra in a Johnny Beer girl dress in the first place.â She thrust the bra under Hayleyâs nose. âNow, youâre going to put this bra on and Iâm going start blowing itup and youâre going to tell me when the front of the dress looks right. You got that?â
Hayley swallowed hard, shrugged down the bodice and put the bra on, then slipped back into the top of the dress. Suz used the little side tube to blow air into the cups.
Entranced, Hayley stared in fascination at the mirror. âHey, look, Iâm a C! Iâm a C! Now Iâm a D. Look at that! Whoa, now Iâm a double-D. Hold on. Too much! Youâll stretch the dress. A little less . . . little less. Okay, plug
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