find her attractive? HARRY     Yeah. JESS     And youâre not sleeping with her? HARRY     No. JESS     Youâre afraid to let yourself be happy. HARRY     Why canât you give me credit for this? This is a big thing for me, Iâve never had a relationship with a woman that didnât involve sex. I feel like Iâm growing. One NINE-YEAR-OLD is waiting to use the batting cage and is watching Harry and Jess just stand there . NINE-YEAR-OLD     Are you finished? HARRY     I got a whole stack of quarters and I was here first. NINE-YEAR-OLD     Were not. HARRY     Was too. NINE-YEAR-OLD     Were not. HARRY     Was too. NINE-YEAR-OLD     You jerk. HARRY     Creep.    (back to Jess)     Where was I? JESS     You were growing. HARRY     Yeah. Itâs very freeing. I can say anything to her. JESS     Are you saying you can say things to her you canât say to me? HARRY     No, itâs just different. Itâs a whole different perspective. I get the womanâs point of view on things. She tells me about the men she goes out with and I can talk to her about the women I see. JESS     You tell her about other women? HARRY     Yeah. Like the other night I made love to this woman and it was so incredible, I took her to a place that wasnât human. She actually meowed. JESS     You made a woman meow? HARRY     Yes. Thatâs the point. I can say these things to her. And the great thing is, I donât have to lie because Iâm not always thinking about how to get her into bed. I can just be myself. JESS     You made a woman meow? CUT TO : INT. CARNEGIE DELICATESSENâDAY
Harry and Sally are seated at a table, waiting for their sandwiches . SALLY     What do you do with these women? Do you just get up out of bed and leave? HARRY     Sure. SALLY     Well, explain to me how you do it. What do you say? A waiter brings their order . HARRY     I say, I have an early meeting, an early haircut, an early squash game. SALLY     You donât play squash. HARRY     They donât know that. They just met me. SALLY     (rearranging the meat on her sandwich)     Thatâs disgusting. HARRY     I know. I feel terrible. (takes a bite of sandwich) SALLY     You know, I am so glad I never got involved with you. I just would have ended up being some woman you had to get up out of bed and leave at three oâclock in the morning and go clean your andirons. And you donât even have a fireplace. (quite irritated now, slapping the meat over more quickly) Not that I would know this. HARRY     Why are you getting so upset? This is not about you. SALLY     Yes, it is. Youâre a human affront to all women. And Iâm a woman. (bites into sandwich) HARRY     Hey, I donât feel great about this, but I donât hear anyone complaining. SALLY     Of course not. Youâre out the door too fast. HARRY     I think they have an okay time. SALLY     How do you know? HARRY     What do you mean, how do I know? I know. SALLY     Because they â¦?    (she makes a gesture with her hands) HARRY     Yes, because they â¦Â    (he makes the same gesture back) SALLY     How do you know theyâre really ⦠(she makes the same gesture) HARRY     What are you saying, they fake orgasm? SALLY     Itâs possible. HARRY     Get outta here. SALLY     Why? Most women, at one