fairy tales, but not actually a palace.
Are they real, the things I see?
He turned back to her. âYouâre . . . real.â A real girl, in a real place. It wasnât his own world. It was some alternate universe.
Her arms were slim and strong around his shoulders again. âIâm as real as you are.â
Dylanâs shoes sunk into the muddy bank of the stream. The silt on his sneakers shone like copper. His vorpal glinted like scales on a fish tail. He could see it.
Like a halo of light around him.
2.
WHEN WE WERE TV
(ten years from now)
BRIXNEY
My training at Flavor Foam went something like this: âFirst you punch the proper button on the machine, which releases the moldâmaybe of Robert Pattinson In His Heyday or Cartoon Princess Number Five.â That was my manager speaking. One of two managers, so I tend to think of him as Mr. One. I think of the other as the Other One. Mr. One is skinny as a mendicant and always has his palms pressed together as if heâs begging me to do these things. Please,
please
press the button next to the corresponding image. Please donât break the mold, or if you do, please try to land safely on your ass when I give you the boot.
âThe mold goes on the souvenir plastic plate,â Mr. One begged, extending his palms toward me and the mold in turn, âand then the nozzle of the injector goes into the top, and then the edible foam goes into the mold. Does the customer want a flavor gel? Most likely the customer does. Usethe gel gun to shoot that in too.â
He gave a very long pause here and squinted at me with concern, like he wasnât sure I could handle all of the instructions at once. The gel gun dripped purple goo on the counter. âItâll be your job to clean this up, by the way,â he whispered to me.
I nodded and wondered if he meant right then. But he plowed on.
âThe mold gets removed in
two
pieces,â he said, breaking it apart and tossing said pieces into the return bin, âand then youâve got Boisterous-Berry Action Star Turned Family Film Dad or whatever.â
We stood back to admire the Flavor Foam Headâs paternal grin. The purple gel glistened in the overhead lights. I secretly think Flavor Foam Heads are the weirdest snack ever invented. Theyâre supposedly made of âplant proteinsâ and âstabilizing agents,â whatever that means. I suspect they might actually be made of injectable wall insulation, but theyâre somehow delicious, especially with Fudgsicle flavor gel. Plus, theyâre low-fat.
And the foam looks good onscreenâshiny and colorful and weird enough to make you look twice. Flavor Foam has cameras jutting from every corner and TV screens mounted on the walls so customers and employees can enjoy a few minutes of manufactured fame. The thought that Flavor Foamâs customers can watch me screw up onscreen used to horrify me. But now Iâm used to it.
âWe have all the FeedBin molds over here.â Mr. One indicated a new machine on the counter. âThese are a bighit with kids obsessed with the videos on FeedBin thatâve gone viral. They want to eat Flavor Foam Heads of ordinary people who become overnight Internet sensations, like Grumpy Boy Swearing Heâll Never Sneeze Again. But donât make the mistake of thinking itâs only kids who want this. Adults want it too. They want to get Man Who Makes Millions Selling Comic-Con Costumes Out Of His Basement so they can smash in his Flavor Foam Head as punishment for his undue success.â
And for his weird haircut,
I wanted to add.
Iâd actually watched some of that guyâs online feed once. Heâd installed a camera in his basement so you could see how he carved up styrene sheets for costume armor. But the camera was attached to the ceiling, so mostly you got to see the back of his head as he leaned over his worktable.
People will watch anything
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