to her beagle. âThere is a sudden bad smell in this room. And for once itâs not you.â
And with that Wilma, Pickle, the Inspector, and the great detective left.
Barbu glared at the just-shut door and blew a loud raspberry. âIs it possible to despise a man more? No! It isnât! How can he stand being that dull? I mean, honestly?!â
âIâm so sorry about this evening, Mr. DâAnvers.â The Baron squirmed, rubbing his hands together. âMost unfortunate. But then, thatâs theatre! You never know whatâs going to happen! Ha-ha-ha. All the same. Itâs not what I would have liked. And such a shame! You didnât get to see Mrs. Wanderlip! Wonderful ventriloquist! And the Countess! Her paper tearing is second to none! Believe me, thereâs not a greaterââ
âThat will do,â snapped Barbu, holding a hand up. âIâm not really interested in your pathetic acts. But someone dying onstage . . . now thatâs an opportunity. Everyone will want to come here. I can see it now. The stage of death! Thereâs a killing to be made! Pardon the expression. So, Baron, I am pleased to be able to tell you that I will be making an investment.â
The Baronâs face lit up, his mouth gaped, and for a second he was so stunned he was unable to speak. Instead a small squeak squeezed out from the back of his throat. âY-you are?â he stuttered eventually. âActually going to give me money? I . . . I donât know what to say! Except thank you! Thank you, Mr. DâAnvers! You wonât regret this! Iâll be able to fix the leak in the ceiling! Repaint the scenery! Get some new props!â
Baron von Worms shot from his chair, arms outstretched, ready to hug his investor. He had almost reached Barbu when Tully, the villainâs henchman, pulled him back by the scruff of his collar.
âI donât do cuddles,â said Barbu, recoiling. âAnd a little quicker next time if you please, Tully. He almost made contact.â
âYes, Mr. Barbu,â said the stupid sidekick, scratching the side of his nose.
âOh!â said the Baron, a little startled. âWell, thatâs all right! Ha-ha! We donât need to hug! But itâs fantastic news! Amazing! Iâm the luckiest manager alive! Having Barbu DâAnvers as the Theatre Angel!â
âSorry,â said Barbu, frowning. âAn angel ? Me?â
âYes!â The Baron grinned. âAn angel! Thatâs what we call people who give money to theatrical productions!â
âMy mother will be turning in her grave,â replied Barbu, one eyebrow arching. âAlthough you might not think me so heavenly when you read my terms. Janty! Give him the contract!â
The young boy pushed a dark curl out of his eyes and reached into his trouser pocket. âHere you are, Mr. von Worms,â he said, handing over a folded piece of paper.
âBaron. Baron von . . .â began the manager, but catching Barbuâs unimpressed eye he cleared his throat and let it go. Instead he took the contract and read. His face, which moments before had been so filled with relief and gratitude, fell. âB-but . . .â he stuttered, frowning as he read, âthis canât be! In exchange for your initial investment, it says here you want ninety-nine percent of all ticket sales going forward. But thatâs not possible!â
âOh, itâs entirely possible, Mr. von Worms,â replied Barbu, smirking. âEither you accept my terms or you get no money. And, according to my sources, who tell me youâve tried every investor on Cooper and failed, I am your one hope.â
The Baron slumped.
âJust as I thought.â Barbu smirked. âSo you will sign my contract. And whatâs more, Goodman isnât the only one who wants to keep a close eye on things. I intend to move myself here immediately. This is now my office. And
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