wasnât thinking straight right then. See, the whole point of the martial arts is to fight with your mind. Not your emotions.
And Joe gets really emotional sometimes. Especially when heâs been sucker-punched in the eye. He can get really
angry
.
And who could blame him for being caught off guard? I mean, here weâd just saved this little girlâs life. We thought high fives and pats on the back were in orderânot the hard time this rockhead lifeguard was giving us.
I could see that Joe was furious. He shook off the pain and squared his body toward his attacker. âCome on,â he said. âLetâs see you try that again, now that Iâm ready for you.â
The lifeguard was happy to oblige.
But this time Joe was too quick for him. He ducked out of the way, and at the same time grabbed the guyâs arm and helped it along in the direction it was already going.
Then Joe gave a slight yank. The poor slob flipped in midair and came down hard on the sand. The fallen lifeguard muttered something filthy and cracked his knuckles, getting ready for another attack.
âLeave him alone!â one of our blond friends yelled. She stepped right between them. âThose two guys are heroes, you jerk. You should be thanking them!â
âYeah!â our other friend said. Several others in the tight circle surrounding us agreed.
âLay off!â
âPut a sock in it!â
âHey!â the lifeguard yelled, brushing the sand off himself. âEverybody back off! Iâm in charge here, and what I say goes!â
âActually, what
I
say goes.â
Everyone turned to see where the booming voice had come from. There stood Bump Rankowskiâ
Mayor
Bump Rankowski.
âOh, hi, Mr. Mayor,â the lifeguard said, suddenly looking a whole lot smaller and weaker.
âWhatâs going on here?â Bump demanded.
âUm, these two guys disobeyed my orders to clear the water.â
âAnd whyâd you order the water cleared?â
âShark spotting, sir,â the lifeguard explained.
âThere was no shark, Bump,â Joe interrupted. âIt was just this surfboardâs fin, sticking out of the water. And this little girl was drowning.â
The little girl was sitting up by now, with her head tucked between her knees. She coughed every few seconds, but it was easy to see she was going to be all right.
Her mother had found us all by then and was kneeling down, brushing the damp hair out of her daughterâs face.
âMy baby,â she kept saying. âMy baby ⦠I just went back to our room for a minute. But I could have lost you!â
Well, yeah. Who leaves their little girl on the beach alone for as long as she did?
âWhatâs your name, son?â Bump asked the lifeguard.
âUm, Chuck. Chuck Fatone, sir.â
âChuck Fatone, hmm? Iâm gonna remember your name, son,â Bump said, shaking a finger at him. âIâd better not hear it again, unless itâs to say you saved somebodyâs life. Understand?â
Fatone gave Joe and me a murderous look before turning back to the mayor. âYessir,â he said, his mouth twisted into a bitter sneer.
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SUSPECT PROFILE
Name: Charles âChuckâ Fatone, aka âChuckieâ
Hometown: Trenton, New Jersey
Physical description: Age 22, 6â²3â³, 220 lbs. of solid muscle, movie-star suntan, blond, buzz-cut hair, perpetual angry expression on his face.
Occupation: Lifeguard
Background: Grew up tough, got tougher. Likes bodybuilding, being a lifeguard, impressing girls in bikinis. Doesnât like anybody getting in his way. Never married. Never will be. Children? No way.
Suspicious behavior: Not acting faster to save drowning child. Picking a fight with Joe. Just being a generally nasty guy.
Suspected of: Jewel theft, maybe? Bad things (like burglaries) are generally done by bad guys (like Chuckie).
Possible motives: Greed. Rats