casket did not much resemble the Bobby Clinch that his pals had known, it could easily have been an older and chubbier brother. While some of the fishermen reached in and tugged affectionately at the bill of Bobbyâs cap (which concealed what the ducks had done to his hair), others placed sentimental tokens in the coffin with their dead companion; fishing lures, mostly: Rapalas, Bombers, Jitterbugs, Snagless Sallies, Gollywompers, Hula Poppers, River Runts. Some of the lures were cracked or faded, the hooks bent and rusted, but each represented a special memory of a day on the water with Bobby Clinch. Clarisse made an effort to appear moved by this fraternal ceremony, but her thoughts were drifting. She already had a line on a buyer for her husbandâs Blazer.
Ott Pickney and R. J. Decker were among the last to walk by the casket. By now the inside looked like a display rack at a tackle shop. A fishing rod lay like a sword at the dead manâs side.
Ott remarked, âPearl Brothers did a fantastic job, donât you think?â
Decker made a face.
âWell, you didnât know him when he was alive.
âNobody looks good dead,â Decker said. Especially a floater.
Finally the lid was closed. The bier was cleared of flowers, including the impressive spray sent by the Lake Jesup Bass Captains Unionâa leaping lunker, done all in petunias. With the ceremony concluded, the mourners broke into small groups and began to trudge back to their trucks.
âI gotta get some quotes from the missus,â Ott whispered to Decker.
âSure. Iâm in no particular hurry.â
Ott walked over and tentatively sat down on a folding chair next to Clarisse Clinch. When he took out his notebook, the widow recoiled as if it were a tarantula. R. J. Decker chuckled.
âSo you like funerals?â
It was a womanâs voice. Decker turned around.
âI heard you laugh,â she said.
âWe all deal with grief in our own way.â Decker kept a straight face when he said it.
âYouâre full of shit.â The womanâs tone stopped just short of friendly.
Mid-thirties, dark blue eyes, light brown hair curly to the shoulders. Decker was sure he had seen her somewhere before. She had an expensive tan, fresh from Curaçao or maybe the Caymans. She wore a black dress cut much too low for your standard funeral. This dress was a night at the symphony.
âMy name is Decker.â
âMineâs Lanie.â
âElaine?â
âOnce upon a time. Now itâs Lanie.â She shot a look toward Ott Pickney. Or was it Clarisse? âYou didnât know Bobby, did you?â she said.
âNope.â
âThen why are you here?â
âIâm a friend of Ottâs.â
âYou sure donât look like a friend of Ottâs. And I wish youâd please quit staring at my tits.â
Decker reddened. Nothing clever came to mind so he kept quiet and stared at the tops of his shoes.
Lanie said, âSo what did you think of the sendoff?â
âImpressive.â
â âSickâ is the word for it,â she said.
An ear-splitting noise came from the gravesite. Bobby Clinchâs customized bass-boat casket had slipped off the belts and torn free of the winch as it was being lowered into the ground. Now it stood on end, perpendicular in the hole; it looked like a giant grape Popside.
âOh Jesus,â Lanie said, turning away.
Cemetery workers in overalls scrambled to restore decorum. Decker saw Clarisse Clinch shaking her head in disgust. Ott was busy scribbling, his neck bent like a heronâs.
âHow well did you know him?â Decker asked.
âBetter than anybody,â Lanie said. She pointed back toward the driveway, where the mournersâ cars were parked. âSee that tangerine Corvette? That was a present from Bobby, right after he finished second in Atlanta. Iâve only given two blowjobs in my entire life,