Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 3: When Nature Calls (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) by Herobrine Books

Wednesday
    Today our Scare Class took a trip to go see some cave bats.
    I think cave bats are dumb.
    All they do is fly around and make noise.
    But they don’t do anything cool, like Killer Rabbits, or Ghasts and stuff.
    But anyway, we went through some caves to find the bats. But we didn’t find any.
    So me and the guys decided to do some cave exploring.
    Ms. Bones let us go exploring as long as we followed her one rule, “Don’t bother the cave spiders. You know how upset they can get.”

    Me, Skelee, Slimey and Creepy went into this really dark cave.
    “HISSSSSS.” I could already hear Creepy getting nervous.
    But we saw a light up ahead, which calmed him down.
    The light led us to an abandoned mineshaft. It actually looked like somebody was recently working there.
    “Hey, this reminds of a movie I saw last night.” Skelee said. “It was called Indiana Bones and the Temple of Doom.”
    “It was really cool. The best part was when Indiana Bones jumped into a minecart and rode really fast like a rollercoaster.” Skelee said.
    “Hey, there’s a minecart.” I said. “Why don’t we jump in?”
    All of us jumped into the minecart and pretended we were on a giant rollercoaster.
    “Man, this is what it’s going to be like at Creepy World. It’s going to be so awesome.” Slimey said.
    “Guys, I don’t feel so good…” Creepy said.
    “Aw, just sit in the back of the cart if you feel queasy.” We told him.
    “Oh OK.”
    Creepy went to sit down, but as soon as did, his foot kicked the brake lever.
    “Hey, were moving!”
    All of a sudden the minecart goes up through a few caves until we reached the top of the mountain, then “Whhhooooosssshhhhh!!!!”
    “AAAAAHHHH!!!!” We all screamed.
    The minecart was going about a hundred miles an hour down the mountain and through the caves and all around the abandoned mineshaft.
    “AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!” We kept screaming.
    “Hey, where’s Creepy?” Slimey asked.
    We looked at the back of the minecart, and Creepy was gone!
    All of a sudden we heard a loud, “BOOOOOMMM!” from where we came from.
    “Oh No…You don’t think?” Skelee said to me with a worried look on his face.
    I just looked at him scared.
    Then all of a sudden we slowed down as we came to the end of the mineshaft.
    “Oh Man. What are we going to tell Creepy’s parents?” Skelee said.
    “I don’t know.” I said.
    We all walked back to Ms. Bones’ class, with our heads hanging low.

    When we got to Ms. Bones’ class, she scolded us for taking so long.
    “Ms. Bones. We have to tell you something…It’s about Creepy…” I said.
    All of a sudden Creepy comes out of nowhere and says, “Hey guys, how was the minecart ride?”
    Me, Skelee, and Slimey just stood there with our mouths open.
    “What’s the matter?” Creepy said.
    “We thought you blew up! What happened to you?”
    “Well, as soon as the minecart started moving I fell out. Actually, I got lost. I accidentally ran into a cave full of TNT. Then I…Uh…accidentally activated one. If it wasn’t for the cave spiders I would’ve been blown up for sure.” Creepy said.
    “How did you escape?”
    “Well, the cave spiders covered me in spider webs. It stopped the blast from hurting me. Then I rode the cave spiders all the way back here.” He said.
    “Well, I’m just glad you’re OK.” I said.
    Skelee sighed and said, “Man, I wish I could ride a cave spider…”

Thursday
    Today Mom took me to get some new school clothes and some clothes for our trip to the Jungle Biome.
    I was really excited.
    I wanted to get some of the coolest clothes that the kids at school were wearing.
    Well, everything was going great until I found out that Mom decided to take us to Creep Mart to get my new clothes.
    I was hoping she was going to take me to “Scarget,” or “Old Scary Navy.” Even “Rabies R Us” would’ve been better than Creep Mart.
    Then when we get there, Mom goes ahead and picks out all of my clothes. Then she