this flutter-kick sort of thing in my chest when I get even the slightest bit excited or upset. I know these things are to be expected. Kids like me deal with all the typical stuff old people do. We just do it sixty or seventy years early, when kids our actual, chronological age are cheerleading, skateboarding, and running track. I try not to let it get to me. Sometimes I even succeed.
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Kittyâs the first person I see when we walk through the big double doors of the senior center. Sheâs a glamour queen in her dotage who used to be a foxy Chicago socialite. When Kitty moved here to be closer to her kids and grandkids, she refused to give up her makeup and diamonds and fancy clothes. Today, sheâs decked out in a silk pantsuit, lounging on one of the sofas in the lobby.
âDarling!â she cries, getting slowly to her feet when she spots me.
I walk into her open arms for a Chanel No. 5âscented hug. âHi, Kitty.â
She winks at my dad. âAnd who is this handsome gentleman?â
âIâm Tom,â he says, holding out his hand.
âKitty doesnât do handshakes,â she tells him. âCome here, you.â
âOh,â he says, glancing at me for a terrified second as she grabs his forearm and pulls him into an embrace. âOkay.â
I try my best to keep a straight face. My dad has never been too comfortable around old people. The older Iâve gotten, the more heâs treated me like an antique porcelain doll. We do less and less of the roughhousing I used to love when I was little and my parents were still together. Heck, even arm wrestling is out now. Heâs afraid I might get a dislocated shoulder or a broken humerus.
Kitty has released my dad. âHere for your checkup?â she asks, readjusting the elastic waistband of her suit.
I nod.
We check in at the front desk, and a pretty nurse whoâs new at the center shows us to the usual exam room. She hands me a gown and tells me I can change in the bathroom down the hall. âIt could be a bit of a wait,â she tells us. âThe doctorâs a little behind schedule this afternoon.â
âNo worries,â Dad says, smiling at her.
When I get back from the bathroom (clutching the gown closed with both hands), heâs engrossed in one of the well-worn tabloid magazines from a rack next to his chair.
Before too long, Dr. Caslow comes in and gives me a high five. I wonder if he does this with his chronologically old patients, too. âHow is she doing with medications?â he asks my dad as they shake hands. âAny issues with the statins?â
Dad looks at me and then back at Dr. Caslow. He knows I was put on statins in addition to the baby aspirin I was already taking to help keep my arteries from getting too hard and narrow, but the truth is he and I only see each other a few times a month, not enough for him to know much more than that. âIâm doing fine, mostly,â I say. âSometimes my muscles get a little achy.â
The doctor pulls a little flashlight from the pocket of his coat and looks inside my mouth. âWell, thatâs to be expected, unfortunately,â he says. âWhile we donât really know if thatâs a medication issue or a progeria issue, weâll have a better idea of whether or not the meds are helping when we do your next round of blood work and scans.â He pulls an otoscope from the front pocket of his lab coat and looks inside my ears. âStill doing your stretches at home?â
âYeah,â I say, grimacing. Every night before I go to sleep, Mom comes into my room and says, âTime for the rack.â Then she proceeds to stretch my joints and limbs in different directions just a little farther than is comfortable. Itâs supposed to limber me up and prevent injuries by keeping my muscles and tendons flexible, but Iâm not sure it actually helps.
The nurse comes
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