pounds for each no. âAll right, then. Call Goren right away and tell him that I still havenât gotten his check and that if he doesnât get it to me this morning Iâm not going to the rabbinical court tomorrow and he can stay married a few years more â A fancy divorce settlement that I finished two months ago. In the end it upsets people to realize that theyâve gone to a lawyer when they could have gotten the same deal on their own if only theyâd kept their cool. Maybe they could have but it takes a certain amount of intelligence to know when youâve run into a blank wall most people prefer to bang their heads against it and then hire a lawyer to explain to them that it canât be moved. Why is she looking at me like that in a minute sheâll be asking me what Gorenâs number is. âI donât know Mr. Gorenâs telephone number.â âAnd why indeed should you? Iâve only given it to you thirty times. Itâs a pity you canât move away from that heater, because if you could you might free your legs enough to get to the telephone book. When is your birthday?â âWhy?â âI want to know. Is it a secret? Do I have to find it out from the police?â âJune tenth.â âThen maybe you could move it up a bit so that I can buy you the present Iâve been meaning toâan electric blanket to wrap yourself in so as not to be addicted to that heater...â Those dark Moroccan eyes regard me does she get it or am I jerking off another joke in vain sheâs already cried more than once over my jokes in a second sheâll cry again Iâll have to add the cost of all that Kleenex to the electric bill. âI was only kidding. Donât take me so seriously. I see youâre feeling low this morning. Did something happen at home?â âNo.â Her father must have beat her. Those primitives run amuck before each Jewish holiday or maybe one of themâs in jail I already once had to bail out a brother of hers after he socked somebody in the market thatâs how I made the acquaintance of a family of greengrocers for my fee they sent me a check drawn on eggplant we ate them for a whole month now when I see one I cross to the other side of the street. It was clever of them to plant a daughter in a lawyerâs office though if you intend to run regularly afoul of the law you need dependable legal coverage. She gets up and goes to the stack of telephone books she turns their pages as though they were the Talmud. Letâs see how long it takes her. âI wonât be in the office this morning. I told you yesterday that Iâd be out today, didnât I?â âYes.â Yes? Did she really say yes? All is not lost thereâs still hope. âDid you finish typing that agreement that I gave you the day before yesterday?â âYes. Itâs on your desk.â Yes again. If she keeps it up sheâll find a husband after all the agreement is in fact on my desk I canât deny she makes clean copies she works slowly but surely. âDid you guess who the parties in it are?â âNo.â âThatâs just as well.â She looks at me with huge surprised eyes like a witness japped by the prosecution she wonât have any peace of mind until she japs me back. âIf youâd look for Goren in the Haifa phone book instead of in the Tel Aviv one you might find him there before noon.â Sheâs so alarmed she drops the phone book but I look at my feet to avoid embarrassing her the phone bookâs not made out of glass after all the phone companyâs taken her into account. I quickly read the divorce agreement I drew up. A good one a really good one. In a few years I can publish a treatise on divorce and get a university chair. Everybodyâs uncle writes a book in this country and everybodyâs cousin praises it in the newspapers so why