chomping away at it.
In his best so-there voice Louis closed the argument. âI didnât think you did.â
âI know,â Margalo continued it, with more and sweeter patience.
Louis was losing. He didnât know how that had happened. He looked around to the watching faces to tell them, âSheâs got a crush on Shawn, can you believe it? As if heâd even look at her once.â Then he was seized by an unfortunate inspiration. âOr maybe he would. Because pretty guys like him are usually gay, arenât they? And gay guys likeââ
Mikey had him by the throat, which limited his ability to verbalize. She was about his height, so he could see right into her eyes. The sight was not pleasant to him.
âLgo!â he gurgled.
âDonât you everâ,â she was starting to say.
Then her words, too, were cut off. Called in by one of the teachers on lunch duty, Mr. Saunders had arrived. He put one hand on Mikeyâs shoulder, shoving his other arm between the two of them, standing far enough back so that Mikey had time to recognize him and abort the punch she was about tothrow at whoever was getting in the way of her choking Louis Caselli to death.
âAll right, you two.â Mr. Saunders was not amused.
Most of the onlookers, however, were . âWhat is wrong with Louis?â people wondered, and âWhat is wrong with Mikey?â People also thought, Why donât they grow up? but nobody said that out loud.
âYou know the drill,â Mr. Saunders told Mikey and Louis.
They did. Since September there had been several opportunities for the principalâs innovative response to violent eruptions of junior-high tensions, so everybody knew the drill. For the observers the drill was enjoyable and instructive. For the participants it tended to be embarrassing and instructive.
Instructive, and corrective, too; although this time it involved Mikey Elsinger, who never thought she was in the wrong, and Louis Caselli, who never thought. Between them, Mikey and Louis might come up with the disagreement that was the drill-breaker, and nobody wanted to miss that.
Mr. Saunders put one hand on Mikeyâs left shoulder and one hand on Louisâs right shoulder and pushed the two of them in front of him out of the cafeteria. He sent Hadrian Klenk to his office. âGet me the gloves,â he told Hadrian as he steered his two miscreants down the hall to the gym.
After Hadrian brought the fat brown leather boxing gloves, and Mr. Saunders had laced them on Louis and Mikey, he asked the usual drill questions.
âWhatâs this fight about?â he asked. âMikey?â
âAsk Louis,â Mikey said.
âLouis?â
âItâs not my fault.â
Mr. Saunders said, âYou know weâre not looking to assign blame, Louis. Weâre interested in the cause. We like to know what weâre fighting about.â
âAbout name-calling,â Mikey said.
âLouis called you a name?â
âI didnât say one thing about her.â
âYou didnât call names?â
That, Louis couldnât deny. But he pointed out, âIt wasnât her. So whatâs her problem?â
âIt wasnât you?â Mr. Saunders asked Mikey. âThen who?â
Mikey shook her head.
Hoping to embarrass Mikey, Louis volunteered, âIt was her boyfriend.â
Mikey smiled a little pleased smileâMargalo could have sworn she saw thatâand more than one girlâs voice called from the onlookers, âHe is not.â
âOK, her big crush. Shawn. Macavity. You know,â he smirked around at the watching seventh and eighth graders, several of whom groaned softly, hoping that Louis was not going to make this particular joke in front of the principal, under these circumstances, and several of whom hoped that he would. He did. âMr. Tooth Decay.â
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