there any mail today?â
Ramona looked crestfallen. âI was very bad,â she persisted. âI was awful.â
Father sat down and picked up the evening paper.
âI hid from Beezus and I bit lots and lots of apples,â Ramona went on insistently.
âMmm,â remarked Father from behind the paper. âI see theyâre going to raise bus fares again.â
âLots and lots of apples,â repeated Ramona in a loud voice.
âThey raised bus fares last year,â Father went on, winking at Beezus from behind the paper. âThe public isnât going to stand for this.â
Ramona looked puzzled and then disappointed, but she did not say anything.
Father dropped his paper. âSomething certainly smells good,â he said. âIt smells like applesauce. I hope so. Thereâs nothing I like better than a big dish of applesauce for dessert.â
Because Mother had been so busy making applesauce, dinner was a little late that night. At the table Ramona was unusually well behaved. She did not interrupt and she did not try to share her carrots, the way sheusually did because she did not like carrots.
As Beezus cleared the table and Mother served dessertâwhich was fig Newtons and, of course, applesauceâRamonaâs good behavior continued. Beezus found she was not very hungry for applesauce, but the rest of the family appeared to enjoy it. After Beezus had wiped the dishes for Mother she sat down to embroider her pot holders. She had decided to give Aunt Beatrice the pot holder with the dancing knife and fork on it instead of the one with the laughing teakettle.
Ramona approached her with Big Steve the Steam Shovel in her hand. âBeezus, will you read to me?â she asked.
She thinks Iâll say no and then she can make a fuss, thought Beezus. Well, I wonât give her a chance. âAll right,â she said, putting down her pot holder and taking the book, while Ramona climbed into the chair beside her.
âBig Steve was a steam shovel. He was the biggest steam shovel in the whole city,â Beezus read. ââGr-r-r,â growled Big Steve when he moved the earth to make way for the new highway.â
Father dropped his newspaper and looked at his two daughters sitting side by side. âI wonder,â he said, âexactly how long this is going to last.â
âJust enjoy it while it does,â said Mother, who was basting patches on the knees of a pair of Ramonaâs overalls.
âGr-r-r,â growled Ramona. âGr-r-r.â
Beezus also wondered just how long this would go on. She didnât enjoy growling like a steam shovel and she felt that perhaps Ramona was getting her own way after all. Iâm trying to like her like Iâm supposed to, anyhow, Beezus thought, and I do like her more than I did this afternoon when I found her in the basement. But what on earth will Mother ever do with all that applesauce?
5
A Party at
the Quimbysâ
S aturday morning turned out to be cold and rainy. Beezus wiped the breakfast dishes for her mother and listened to Ramona, who was riding her tricycle around the house, singing, âCopycat, cappycot, copycat, cappycot,â over and over at the top of her voice, because she liked the sound of the words.
Beezus and her mother finished thedishes and went into the bedroom to put clean sheets on the beds. âCopycat, cappycot,â droned Ramonaâs singsong.
âRamona, why donât you sing something else?â Mother asked at last. âWeâve been listening to that for a long time.â
âO.K.,â agreed Ramona. âIâm going to have a par-tee,â she sang. âIâm going to have a par-tee.â
âThank you, Ramona. Thatâs better.â Mother held one end of a pillow under her chin while she slipped the other end into a fresh case. âYou know, that reminds me,â she said to Beezus. âWhat would you like
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