Honey!” Pipe laughed from his gut.
Everyone turned and stared at Pipe.
“Why does everyone think I’m the freaky one? Did you hear what he just said?” Nuke tapped Vince on the arm.
“He’s twisted; you’re demented!” Vince tittered.
“Am I the only one here going to admit to pitching at least once?” Pipe looked up and down the table at each member and laughed.
Jamie slowly raised his hand after several seconds.
“Jamie, what the fuck?” Mitch asked as he sat back in his chair.
“My wife used a strap-on a few times. I’m not a catcher on a regular basis, but I liked the way it felt. That doesn’t count, does it, Nuke?” Jamie asked.
“How the fuck would I know? The only thing I like up my ass is a tongue.”
“Because you do all kinds of unusual shit. Jasmine doesn’t strap one on and make you scream like a bitch?” Pipe stood up and made a pumping motion with his hips. He loved poking fun at Nuke. Though it could be as dangerous as nudging a bear.
“No, she doesn’t!” Nuke screwed up his mouth in annoyance as he shook his head.
“Jamie, you want a real dick or you want the illusion of a dick?” Vince asked.
“Neither, I just like the way it feels,” Jamie answered. “I guess it’s like having a tongue in the ass except it goes in deeper.”
“That makes sense,” Toby mumbled with a nod. “Don’t think I’d go for that, though, but I get your point.”
“Can we get back to the topic at hand and not what everyone is sticking up their ass?” Nuke impatiently tapped his fingers on the table. “What the fuck is wrong with you people?”
“He’s grumpy. Are you not getting any lately?” Toby teased.
Nuke let out a long sigh and grabbed his face with his hand.
“That happens when you get married,” Jamie added. “The sex slows down. You might want to try adding the strap-on. It can add spice to the sex life,” he said and broke into laughter.
“We have sex. We have great SEX! Now can we PLEASE get back to the meeting?”
“We’re just messing with you, Nuke. We all know Jasmine is a freak just like you! I’ve seen her swallowing your dick. It’s like she’s suck-starting a Harley, you lucky bastard!” Vince chuckled.
“They for real fuck, too. It’s none of that let’s-fuck-because-we’re-bored sex. That’s some good pussy when you do that!” Toby added.
“What I don’t get is all that violent sex. What’s up with that belt, strap, whatever you use? I mean, you pissed off or you both just getting off on it?” Vince questioned.
Nuke sighed. “I don’t hit her in anger.”
“So you’re getting off, then?” Toby stared at him. “I guess I could see that, too. I mean, it’s the squirming, the screaming and the tears. I could probably get into to that. I’ve spanked the ass while I’m fucking some bitch doggy-style. Jasmine likes it, too, even though she don’t look the type.”
“She does look innocent. Hey, remember when Nuke had her tied to that chair on the roof?” Tech laughed.
“Yeah!” They all laughed.
“Can we not talk about how good my wife’s pussy is?” Nuke used both hands this time to grab his face in exasperation.
Everyone continued to laugh at the much-needed tension break. “We love you, bro!” Kevin winked at him.
“Fuck all of you two times over and up the ass since you like it so much!” Nuke flipped them off with both hands as he smiled.
“Gentlemen, we’ll call in the first line of defense for the Disciples of Ares and depending on the info Ricky gives us, possibly the ESGs also. It will include Ice, along with Toby and Vince. Rocket will also go on the intervention.” Mitch shot a look at Nuke, who was none too thrilled. “If he doesn’t have the balls, then we’re wasting our time. Better to eliminate him now if he can’t handle it than to wait until we’ve invested more time in him.”
“Ugghhhh,” Nuke groaned.
“You make that noise when you fuck?” Mitch laughed.
Everyone burst
Everyone turned and stared at Pipe.
“Why does everyone think I’m the freaky one? Did you hear what he just said?” Nuke tapped Vince on the arm.
“He’s twisted; you’re demented!” Vince tittered.
“Am I the only one here going to admit to pitching at least once?” Pipe looked up and down the table at each member and laughed.
Jamie slowly raised his hand after several seconds.
“Jamie, what the fuck?” Mitch asked as he sat back in his chair.
“My wife used a strap-on a few times. I’m not a catcher on a regular basis, but I liked the way it felt. That doesn’t count, does it, Nuke?” Jamie asked.
“How the fuck would I know? The only thing I like up my ass is a tongue.”
“Because you do all kinds of unusual shit. Jasmine doesn’t strap one on and make you scream like a bitch?” Pipe stood up and made a pumping motion with his hips. He loved poking fun at Nuke. Though it could be as dangerous as nudging a bear.
“No, she doesn’t!” Nuke screwed up his mouth in annoyance as he shook his head.
“Jamie, you want a real dick or you want the illusion of a dick?” Vince asked.
“Neither, I just like the way it feels,” Jamie answered. “I guess it’s like having a tongue in the ass except it goes in deeper.”
“That makes sense,” Toby mumbled with a nod. “Don’t think I’d go for that, though, but I get your point.”
“Can we get back to the topic at hand and not what everyone is sticking up their ass?” Nuke impatiently tapped his fingers on the table. “What the fuck is wrong with you people?”
“He’s grumpy. Are you not getting any lately?” Toby teased.
Nuke let out a long sigh and grabbed his face with his hand.
“That happens when you get married,” Jamie added. “The sex slows down. You might want to try adding the strap-on. It can add spice to the sex life,” he said and broke into laughter.
“We have sex. We have great SEX! Now can we PLEASE get back to the meeting?”
“We’re just messing with you, Nuke. We all know Jasmine is a freak just like you! I’ve seen her swallowing your dick. It’s like she’s suck-starting a Harley, you lucky bastard!” Vince chuckled.
“They for real fuck, too. It’s none of that let’s-fuck-because-we’re-bored sex. That’s some good pussy when you do that!” Toby added.
“What I don’t get is all that violent sex. What’s up with that belt, strap, whatever you use? I mean, you pissed off or you both just getting off on it?” Vince questioned.
Nuke sighed. “I don’t hit her in anger.”
“So you’re getting off, then?” Toby stared at him. “I guess I could see that, too. I mean, it’s the squirming, the screaming and the tears. I could probably get into to that. I’ve spanked the ass while I’m fucking some bitch doggy-style. Jasmine likes it, too, even though she don’t look the type.”
“She does look innocent. Hey, remember when Nuke had her tied to that chair on the roof?” Tech laughed.
“Yeah!” They all laughed.
“Can we not talk about how good my wife’s pussy is?” Nuke used both hands this time to grab his face in exasperation.
Everyone continued to laugh at the much-needed tension break. “We love you, bro!” Kevin winked at him.
“Fuck all of you two times over and up the ass since you like it so much!” Nuke flipped them off with both hands as he smiled.
“Gentlemen, we’ll call in the first line of defense for the Disciples of Ares and depending on the info Ricky gives us, possibly the ESGs also. It will include Ice, along with Toby and Vince. Rocket will also go on the intervention.” Mitch shot a look at Nuke, who was none too thrilled. “If he doesn’t have the balls, then we’re wasting our time. Better to eliminate him now if he can’t handle it than to wait until we’ve invested more time in him.”
“Ugghhhh,” Nuke groaned.
“You make that noise when you fuck?” Mitch laughed.
Everyone burst
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