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One of Booklist's Top Ten First Novels for Youth
 Being trapped in a book can be a nightmareâjust ask Idea Deity. Heâs convinced that he exists only in the pages of a novel written by a malevolent author . . . and that he will die in Chapter 64. Meanwhile, Reacher Mirage, lead singer of the secret rock band Youforia, canât figure out whoâs posting information about him and his band online that only he should know. Someone seems to be pulling the strings of both teensâ lives . . . and theyâre not too happy about it. With Youforia about to be exposed in a national magazine and Chapter 64 bearing down like a speeding freight train, time is running out. Will Idea and Reacher be able to join forces and take control of their own lives before itâs too late?  School of Rock meets Alice in Wonderland in this fast-paced, completely unpredictable novel of alternate realities, time travel, and rock ânâ roll. If your favorite band does not exist . . . do you?  "Overall, My Favorite Band Does Not Exist is a wacky and enjoyable trip...full of intriguing, imaginative concepts that keep a reader hooked." âThom Dunn, The Daily Genoshan  "This first novel has all the look of a cult fave: baffling to many, an anthem for a few, and unlike anything else out there." âIan