Booby Trapped and Baby Proofed

Booby Trapped and Baby Proofed by Imari Jade

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chick?”
    “Nice,” both he and Everett answered.
    Harrison chuckled. Everett had been making it with black chicks since puberty, and he guessed him being black helped. “You should have told me what I was missing. Apparently not all women are frigid.”
    Everett laughed. “Did she sweep you off your feet with her spectacular brain?”
    Harrison continued to chuckle. “No, I think it was that ass and those breasts.”
    “You guys are killing me,” Jeb said. “I have a pregnant white wife at home whose idea of foreplay is lighting a scented candle.”
    Everett nearly spat coffee.“Man, Carrie was frisky when she was pregnant with Tyrone. I had to fight her off most of the time.”
    “I should be so lucky,” Jeb said. “Trudy is receptive enough, but she is shy about a lot of things when it comes to sex.” He turned to Harrison. “So tell us everything in detail. Does she have a nice body?”
    Harrison nodded. “Yes. She’s warm and loving and knows what to do, if you know what I mean? After a couple of hours of servicing her, she had this old man sweating like a hound dog.”
    “A couple of hours?” Jeb asked. “You mean sex is supposed to last longer than a couple of minutes?”
    Harrison didn’t think he and Everett would ever stop laughing at his brother-in-law. “And Ethan appeared and we had to stop.”
    Jeb laughed. “I can relate to that. I do believe he’s walked in on Trudy and me a couple of times.”
    “And he just stood there watching and then demanded that Angel lift his big butt up on the bed, which I discovered this morning that he can get in and out of on his own. She changed his diaper and he looked at her with those big blue eyes.”
    “So your son likes pretty girls.”
    “I thought so until I saw I saw him blush when a little boy stroked his curls.”
    “Doesn’t mean a thing,” Everett said, trying to hold back a laugh. “Maybe he swings both ways.”
    Jeb laughed too. “He is a beautiful boy.”
    “He’s getting a haircut before the week is out and he’ll be playing pee-wee ball by the time he’s five,” Harrison insisted. “If he’s going to date boys, he’s going to do it properly behind my back.”
    “He’s two,” Everett said. “He doesn’t know a penis from a twat.” He sighed. “So is this thing serious between you and Angel?”
    “I think so. We enjoy each other’s company and we’ve both been alone for nearly two years. I didn’t think I’d ever find someone I wanted to spend time with after Olivia.”
    “She’s well liked in the community,” Everett told him. “And I’ve never heard one ill word spoken against her.”
    “And she’s pretty,” Jeb added. “I think she is an excellent choice for you.”
    “And she’s an excellent cook too. You should taste her meatloaf.”
    “She’s cooks for you?” Everett asked.
    Harrison nodded.
    “And she’s good in the sack? I think I’m jealous. Carrie hardly even cooks anymore.”
    “A beautiful woman, great sex, she cooks for you, and Ethan likes her,” Jeb said. “I think we’ll be hearing wedding bells soon.”
    Harrison laughed. “We’ve had one date. Don’t plan a wedding yet. I have to meet her family first. Things might change.”
    “You mean they might not like you because you’re white?” Everett asked.
     “And I have a child.”
    “Things have changed,” Jeb said. “I don’t think you’ll have a problem just as long as you don’t abuse her.”
    Everett nodded in agreement.
    “You guys know about that?”
    Everett nodded again. “It’s a small community, and Henry wasn’t exactly the poster child for good before she married him.”
    “Message well received,” Harrison said. “I never raised a hand to a woman before in my life and I don’t think I’ll start now. I really like Angel and I want this to work between us.”
    “Speaking of work, we better get back to painting,” Everett said. “I can’t wait for you to open this place. I want Tyrone to learn

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