those same girls had been in their high school back when they were pimply-faced teenagers.
I want to know who the teachers are when they arenât teaching.
I had my excuse all ready.
I was going to tell Fleming that I helped Josie the cafeteria lady pick up a bunch of chocolate milk cartons sheâd dropped outside the kitchen. Josie hurt her right elbow and needed me to carry the milk for her. I put my notebook down to help her, but when I went back to get it, it was gone. I went into all the classes near the kitchen to see if anybody had found it, and some kid Jerry said he had brought it to the main office. By the time I got it back, the bell had already rung and I was late for her class.
It was the perfect lieâfull of solid details.
But merry freakinâ Christmas! Fleming wasnât there. We had a sub.
âSorry Iâm late,â I said, ready to go into my milk carton story.
âThatâs okay. Glad you could make it. Iâm Mr. Kirkland.â The sub smiled at me as if we were old friends. Iâd never seen the guy before in my life. âTake a seat wherever you like,â he said.
There was a free spot right next to Jenna. She sits in the first row and normally Iâd never be caught dead up front, but I headed right for it anyway. I didnât know how she was going to feel about it. Sheâs not the kind of girl who hangs out with guys on their way to having a rap sheet, and the last time sheâd seen me I had a cop for a chauffeur.
âSo when is Ms. Fleming coming back?â Maria Lopez asked from the second row.
âNever, I hope,â another girl said.
âWhat happened to the old bat?â I asked.
âShe had a car accident,â Jenna said, looking right at me. She looked right at me. I couldnât talk, Iâm not even sure I was breathing.
âIs she dead?â some idiot football jock wanted to know.
âNo, sheâs very much alive.â Kirkland leaned against the desk and rolled his sleeves up to his elbows. He looked as if he wasnât used to the shirt-and-tie gig.
âThings could be better for her,â he said. âSheâs in the hospital, and chances are Iâll be your teacher for the rest of the school year.â
âYou give a lot of homework?â asked a kid who actually does homework.
I was still looking at Jennaâwatching her listening to Kirkland. I wondered if she was checking him out, maybe getting a crush on him. He had that blond-haired, blue-eyed little boy look that girls like. I felt sick just thinking she was hot for him.
âJenna,â I whispered.
She looked at me but I didnât know what to say when she did. I shrugged my shoulders and looked behind me as if it had been somebody else calling her name. Mr. Smooth strikes again.
âEverybody introduced themselves at the start of class, but I didnât get to hear from you,â Kirkland said to me. âYou are?â
âPip. Pip Downs.â
âWhat a great name,â he said. âSounds like something out of an eighteenth-century British novel.â
Jenna smiled when he said that. I wasnât sure if it was because she thought my name was cool or because she thought he was.
âI want to know what everyoneâs favorite book is,â Kirkland said. âSo letâs start with you, Pip. Whatâs the best book youâve ever read?â
I was going to say something smart-ass to him about how I couldnât remember the last time Iâd read a book. But he was smiling that old-pal smile at me and Jenna was waiting for my answer as if she really wanted to know what I was going to say.
âI forget what it was called. The Outsiders or something like that.â
âS. E. Hinton. A great book. So youâre a fan of stories with a lot of internal and external struggleâman against man, man against himself. The novel Iâm assigning today is one of those.â
He went on
Robin Lee Hatcher
Chuck Palahniuk
Lexy Timms
Jonathan Grant
Charlotte Brontë
RALPH COMPTON
Sean Campbell, Daniel Campbell
Kerry Greenwood
Janet Lee Carey
L.C. Lockwood