Cat Fear No Evil by Shirley Rousseau Murphy Page A

word and might have something to say in return.
    But dog people were such suckers for the inexplicable behavior of cats, for the unfathomable mysteries of the feline persona. There was, in the minds of most dog addicts, not the faintest understanding of the logic of feline thought. And that made them ridiculously easy marks. The simplest ruse could bring incredulous stares: I never saw a cat go round a garden smelling the roses, standing up on its hind paws like that. I never saw a cat sit up like a dog to beg, or fetch a ball like a dog.
    Well of course ordinary cats did all those things, when they chose to; he had demonstrated for Ryan nothing extraordinary. But in that ailuro-challenged young woman, his little dramas had stirred amazed responses. Dulcie kept telling him to watch himself. “You’re going to blow it, Joe. Blow it big time. Ryan isn’t stupid. How do you think Charlie found out that we can talk, that we’re not ordinary? By watching us when we got careless, that’s how. Just as you’re getting careless with Ryan.”
    â€œDon’t worry so much. I’m never careless, my jokes are totally harmless. And Ryan isn’t Charlie, Charlie’s the one with the imagination. Not everyone would come to the conclusion Charlie did. Ryan’s a cop’s kid, she likes a logical explanation for everything. Facts are facts. She would no more believe a cat could carry on a conversation than Max Harper would believe it. And you have to admit, we’re in Harper’s face all the time.”
    â€œBut…”
    â€œThere’s no way,” Joe had said, “that either Ryan or Harper would ever buy the truth about us—unless, of course, we sat down and had a little heart-to-heart with them.”
    He looked up as they approached the restaurant’s brick patio, and he licked his muzzle, tasting the good smells of steak and lobster. The patio was crowded with diners at small tables beneath its sprawling oaks. The host was all smiles as he escorted them through the patio, through the main dining room, and up the stairs. The eyes of everyone were on them, not only because Charlie was an up-and-coming artist in the community and the wife of the chief of police, not only because of Hanni’s theatrical good looks and her status as a top interior designer, but because how many dinner parties, reserving the upstairs private dining room, included on the guest list three cats?
    The smaller upstairs room with its paneling, high-peaked ceiling, and rafters, featured a long skylight along one slanting side, above which heavy clouds drifted, edged with light from the hidden moon. A fire was burning on the brick hearth. Bay windows formed three sides of the intimate dining room, looking down on the village’s bright shops and dark oaks. A long table filled the room, draped with a white cloth and set with heavy silver, flowered china, and a centerpiece of red pyracantha berries. On a window seat in one of the bays, among a tangle of flowered cushions, three linen napkins had been laid open beneath three small flowered plates. There, no silverware was required. As thecats settled into their own places and the human diners took their seats, Max Harper hurried up the stairs, giving Charlie a grin, the two as delighted to be together as if they’d been parted for days.
    â€œDallas is still at it,” Max said. “We just got the coroner’s prelim.”
    â€œThat was fast. What did he say?”
    Harper’s thin, lined face was expressionless, a cop’s face that you had to know very well to decipher. He looked irritable, as if some vital question was still begging. Joe watched him so intently that Dulcie nudged him, pretending to nibble a flea. Immediately he stuck his nose in his supper, concentrating on his salmon mousse—the rich, creamy confection was far more delicious than any sweet dessert mousse that so delighted humans. Salmon mousse, in