jaw tightens
and her violet-blue eyes flash anger.
Want to know what hurt is? Itâs . . .
Her words puncture the space
between us, fangs, but I want to hear
the rest. âWhat is it? Tell me, Dar.â
She considers. Shakes her head.
Maybe someday. But not tonight.
Tonight is supposed to be fun.
Wait. I know . . . She gets up, rushes
down the hall to her bedroom.
When she returns, sheâs wearing
red flannel pajamas. She offers a blue
pair to me. Get comfy. Then we can
play What If? Our old sleepover
game. She goes to switch out CDs
while I heard toward the bathroom
to change, a little reluctant about
her plan. What If? was a blast when
we were in middle school. Iâm not
sure itâs such a great idea tonight.
THE RULES ARE SIMPLE
One of us asks a âWhat ifâ
question. The other promises
to answer truthfully. When
we were kids, the questions
were simple enough. Dar:
What if the hottest guy in school
tried to kiss you? She knew
I was petrified my first kiss
would totally suck, and guessed
my answer: âIâd run the other way.â
Or, from me: âWhat if your
parents got divorced? Darianâs
answer, in eighth grade: Iâd
help Mom find a nice man.
In high school, the game got
more complex. Freshman year,
Dar: What if Matt tried to put
the make on you? Matt was her
new boyfriend. Iâd crushed on
him for over a year, and she knew it.
As I considered my answer,
it occurred to me that if things
were reversed, I wouldnât be going
out with my best friendâs crush.
In that moment, what I really
wanted to say was, âIâd tell him
letâs do it right here. And then,
letâs do it where Darian canât help
but see us.â Okay, the closest
Iâd come to doing âitâ was actually
enjoying my first kiss. So when
I said, âIâd deep throat him and
walk away,â I meant Iâd tease
my tongue down his throat, zero
follow-through, because Dar
was my BFF, and Iâd never mess
with that. I swear, I had no idea
âdeep throatâ could mean oral sex,
but it did to Darian. Game over.
It took several days to convince
her of my naïveté, and only after
she forgave me did I pause long
enough to think that my best friend
really should have known me better.
ALL COMFY IN BLUE FLANNEL
I hope for the best, return to
the front room, where Darian
and the Dixie Chicks are singing
âCowboy Take Me Away.â
âBeen a while since Iâve listened
to Fly. â It was our favorite album
in seventh grade. We even thought
we might be the next Dixie Chicksâ
Darian taking lead with her fine,
clear voice and me on guitar, doing
harmonies. We drove our parents
nuts, practicing over and over.
Itâs the perfect lead-in for our
game. What if, Darian asks, we
would have put together a band
and gone on the rodeo circuit?
We figured that was the easiest
place to break in. Plus, Darâs dad
could give us rides to events. I mull
over my answer. âIf weâd actually made
it on the circuit, you and your father
would either totally hate each other
by now or weâd be so rich and famous,
heâd insist on being our manager.â
She laughs. Pretty sure it would
be the former. Or maybe both.
Who knows? Okay. Your turn.
She waits while I think of a question.
I sip tequila, relish the crawl
of heat. âWhat if you hadnât broken
up with Carson Piscopo?â They were
everyoneâs idea of the perfect
couple for almost two years. Dar
smiles. Iâd be living in a trailer,
chasing a pack of kids around
while Carson sucked down beer.
âHe did like his Budweiser, didnât
he?â Not so unusual, of course.
The majority of the football team
overindulged, as do most Marines
I know. Then again, any soldier
worth his MREs deserves to relax
when he can, with whatever. High
school jocks? Not so much.
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