her.
Everything inside me started to sink. âBut I did it!â I cried.
âBut I canât fire you,â said the principal. âSo Iâm firing your teacher. Iâve been looking for an excuse. I need somebody new and fresh who can improve my statistics.â
âBut it was me ,â I repeated miserably. âI saw the questions when you dropped that quiz book on the floor, andI revealed the answers to the class! Mrs. Dunaway, I was only trying to help.â
âI have to hand it to you,â said Mrs. Dunaway. âYou failed spectacularly.â
âIâm really, really sorry,â I said.
âDonât be,â said Mrs. Dunaway, tearing up the letter Principal DuPlessy had just handed her. âAs I said, it was spectacular.â
âWhat do you think youâre doing?â asked the principal.
âGoing back to class,â said Mrs. Dunaway, standing up and motioning to me.
âBut youâre fired!â cried the principal. âAs for Aaron, heâs suspended.â
âI donât think so,â said Mrs. Dunaway, giving the principal a stare.
âBut he just admitted leaking answers to the Central Standards Exam!â bellowed the principal. âThatâs cheating! The Central Standards Committee will not be happy!â
âI agree,â said Mrs. Dunaway. âThey certainly wonât. When they hear how Aaron got those answers. How the principal of Dolley Madison Middle School stood right in front of him and broke the seal on the test SIX DAYS EARLY and dropped a question book ON THE FLOOR FOR HIM TO SEE!â
I could almost hear the air leak out of PrincipalDuPlessy. He turned white. He slumped in his chair.
âYouâve certainly got some explaining to do for the benefit of the Central Standards Committee,â observed Mrs. Dunaway. âGood luck.â
âI . . . you . . . ah . . . ,â stammered the principal.
âBye,â said Mrs. Dunaway.
As Mrs. Dunaway and I walked back to class, she said, âYouâre a smart kid, Aaron. Smarter than you realize.â
âBut everything I touch turns into a disaster!â I said. âI think Iâm actually some kind of idiot . How can I possibly be smarter than I realize?â
âThatâs the kind of question you have to figure out on your own,â she said.
âThe same way I have to figure out how much depends on a red wheelbarrow?â I wondered.
âA lot like that, yes,â replied Mrs. Dunaway. âBut it sounds like youâre already on the right track.â
âThis could take a while,â I said.
âIt might,â agreed Mrs. Dunaway. âAnd now, one last thing: Iâm afraid a parent-teacher conference is called for.â
Evidently, the principal made some kind of excuse and filled out a waiver and signed a form and convinced the Central Standards Committee to let Mrs. Dunawayâs homeroom retake the test the following week, since we never got tofinish taking it the first time, due to unspecified âtechnical difficultiesâ (in other words, me).
And believe it or not, Mrs. Dunawayâs score went up four whole points! Mrs. Dunaway said it was because of all the adrenaline rushing through everybodyâs bloodstream because of the excitement Iâd caused. I think she was joking, but she also told the whole class thanks for saving her job, and when she said that, she sounded serious.
After the parent-teacher conference, during which Mrs. Dunaway revealed pretty much the whole story, except the part about blackmailing the principal to avoid punishment, my mom and dad and I went home to discuss everything. We sat at our kitchen table and my mom told me the same thing Mrs. Dunaway had told me: âYouâre a smart kid.â
My dad snapped, âYou think you know everything.â He was a little mad at me because of all the trouble Iâd caused. Actually, so was I.
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