Dandy Gilver and a Deadly Measure of Brimstone by Catriona McPherson Page B
Authors: Catriona McPherson
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nervous horse.
‘People can grow very attached to ideas,’ she said quietly. Then with a valiant lift of her chin, she went on in quite a different tone. ‘So, these are the medical facilities. I’ll just take you up the ladies’ stair and show you the private rooms.’ She was off. ‘You’ll see the ladies’ drawing room when we rejoin the rest of your party. As well as that we have a gentlemen’s billiards room, a gentlemen’s smoking room, the winter gardens and the dining room. But we encourage all our guests to be outdoors all day if the weather is even slightly cooperative.’
She had galloped up a staircase as she spoke, with me puffing along behind her, still feeling the effects of the stultifying heat, and now we found ourselves on a bedroom corridor, with carpeted floor and satiny papered walls covered with pictures of roses and fat children in aprons.
‘I did a little redecorating,’ said Miss Laidlaw. ‘Not that that’s my particular … but as I said, my father … And I did so want to be able to keep it going after he died.’ She threw open a door.
I stepped forward to see what she meant and found myself in yet another world, far from carpets and watercolours. The walls, curtains and linens were blinding white, the floor stained almost black and the furniture – the high narrow bed, the bare dressing table, the small hanging cupboard and the inevitable towel-draped couch – were made of plain oak without the slightest adornment. It was a wonder Miss Laidlaw’s father had managed to find such stuff: the Victorians were not known for their love of clean lines and the kind of beds one could sweep under with a broad broom.
‘How delightful,’ I said. ‘And how amusing that what must have seemed very peculiar when your father chose it is now slap bang in the fashion.’ I told the truth about being amused; I was not, however, delighted for I
am
a Victorian – I have given up pretending otherwise – and to sleep in such a room would make me feel either as though I had taken the veil or had been found guilty and was serving it out in solitary confinement.
One thing which did strike me as we made our way down the main – shared, one assumes – staircase was that Hugh would love it. He prefers his quarters barrack-like and added to the fact that the billiards room was for gentlemen alone at the Hydro (and the smoking room too), and that the ladies could be hounded out into their own drawing room with glares and snubs, he would have been as happy as a sandboy here.
When we arrived in the drawing room, which was an unremarkable enough apartment, only a good deal larger than normal and with more pillows strewn in the chairs and chaises (one assumed for the comfort of rheumatic guests), Hugh, the boys and the other Laidlaw were already there. As well as, I was happy finally to see, a few other residents, perhaps as many as five – and this in a room which could hold fifty without it showing.
‘Dandy,’ said Hugh, rising. ‘I’ve made a decision.’ I managed to contain my amazement as he laid out the many sound reasons for it. ‘Right on the spot,’ he said. ‘And you’ll be much more comfortable too. And Laidlaw here tells me that he’s a great believer in port wine and stout as tools of convalescence.’ Laidlaw, looking more like a waiter than ever, gave a short bow and clicked his heels. I wondered if he had a medical excuse to serve whisky too, for Hugh could not survive an evening without at least one glass of the filthy stuff. ‘In fact, perhaps the boys could join me.’
I did not answer at once because, looking around following Hugh’s gesturing wave, my attention had been caught by one of the other few guests present in the drawing room. I could see nothing more than a pair of crossed ankles and a pair of brown brogues, the rest being hidden behind a
Scotsman
(held in a grip rather tighter than its customary editorial style could explain). But I knew those ankles well
‘People can grow very attached to ideas,’ she said quietly. Then with a valiant lift of her chin, she went on in quite a different tone. ‘So, these are the medical facilities. I’ll just take you up the ladies’ stair and show you the private rooms.’ She was off. ‘You’ll see the ladies’ drawing room when we rejoin the rest of your party. As well as that we have a gentlemen’s billiards room, a gentlemen’s smoking room, the winter gardens and the dining room. But we encourage all our guests to be outdoors all day if the weather is even slightly cooperative.’
She had galloped up a staircase as she spoke, with me puffing along behind her, still feeling the effects of the stultifying heat, and now we found ourselves on a bedroom corridor, with carpeted floor and satiny papered walls covered with pictures of roses and fat children in aprons.
‘I did a little redecorating,’ said Miss Laidlaw. ‘Not that that’s my particular … but as I said, my father … And I did so want to be able to keep it going after he died.’ She threw open a door.
I stepped forward to see what she meant and found myself in yet another world, far from carpets and watercolours. The walls, curtains and linens were blinding white, the floor stained almost black and the furniture – the high narrow bed, the bare dressing table, the small hanging cupboard and the inevitable towel-draped couch – were made of plain oak without the slightest adornment. It was a wonder Miss Laidlaw’s father had managed to find such stuff: the Victorians were not known for their love of clean lines and the kind of beds one could sweep under with a broad broom.
‘How delightful,’ I said. ‘And how amusing that what must have seemed very peculiar when your father chose it is now slap bang in the fashion.’ I told the truth about being amused; I was not, however, delighted for I
am
a Victorian – I have given up pretending otherwise – and to sleep in such a room would make me feel either as though I had taken the veil or had been found guilty and was serving it out in solitary confinement.
One thing which did strike me as we made our way down the main – shared, one assumes – staircase was that Hugh would love it. He prefers his quarters barrack-like and added to the fact that the billiards room was for gentlemen alone at the Hydro (and the smoking room too), and that the ladies could be hounded out into their own drawing room with glares and snubs, he would have been as happy as a sandboy here.
When we arrived in the drawing room, which was an unremarkable enough apartment, only a good deal larger than normal and with more pillows strewn in the chairs and chaises (one assumed for the comfort of rheumatic guests), Hugh, the boys and the other Laidlaw were already there. As well as, I was happy finally to see, a few other residents, perhaps as many as five – and this in a room which could hold fifty without it showing.
‘Dandy,’ said Hugh, rising. ‘I’ve made a decision.’ I managed to contain my amazement as he laid out the many sound reasons for it. ‘Right on the spot,’ he said. ‘And you’ll be much more comfortable too. And Laidlaw here tells me that he’s a great believer in port wine and stout as tools of convalescence.’ Laidlaw, looking more like a waiter than ever, gave a short bow and clicked his heels. I wondered if he had a medical excuse to serve whisky too, for Hugh could not survive an evening without at least one glass of the filthy stuff. ‘In fact, perhaps the boys could join me.’
I did not answer at once because, looking around following Hugh’s gesturing wave, my attention had been caught by one of the other few guests present in the drawing room. I could see nothing more than a pair of crossed ankles and a pair of brown brogues, the rest being hidden behind a
Scotsman
(held in a grip rather tighter than its customary editorial style could explain). But I knew those ankles well
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