Drunk With Blood
talks him out of it (like he did in killing #12 ). He says the Egyptians will hear about it and say that God couldn’t get the people to obey him so he had to kill them all. How would that look to the neighbors?
    Moses said unto the LORD, Then the Egyptians shall hear it ... And they will tell it to the inhabitants of this land ... Because the LORD was not able to bring this people into the land which he sware unto them, therefore he hath slain them in the wilderness. 14.13-16
    So God decided not to kill everyone. Not yet, anyway. But he’ll make sure that all their carcasses rot in the wilderness (at least all those that are over 20 years old).
    Your carcases shall fall in this wilderness; and all that were numbered of you, according to your whole number, from twenty years old and upward which have murmured against me ... But as for you, your carcases, they shall fall in this wilderness. And your children shall wander in the wilderness forty years ... the LORD have said, I will surely do it unto all this evil congregation, that are gathered together against me: in this wilderness they shall be consumed, and there they shall die. 14.29-35
    And that would have been the end of the story, except that God was still pissed off about those ten scouts, even though they were just doing their jobs. (“To spy out the land of Canaan ... And see the land, what it is, and the people that dwelleth therein, whether they be strong or weak, few or many.”) So he killed them in a plague.
    And the men, which Moses sent to search the land, who returned, and made all the congregation to murmur against him, by bringing up a slander upon the land, Even those men that did bring up the evil report upon the land, died by the plague before the LORD. 14.36-37

19. A man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day
    Numbers 15.35-36
    Number killed: 1
    A Sabbath breaker
    This one is pretty simple.
    A man is caught gathering sticks on the Sabbath day.
    While the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the Sabbath day. Numbers 15.32
    The people ask Moses what to do about it.
    They … brought him unto Moses and Aaron … because it was not declared what should be done to him. 15.33-34
    God tells Moses that everyone must stone the Sabbath breaker to death.
    The LORD said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones. 15.35
    So that’s what they do.
    All the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the LORD commanded Moses. 15.36
    Immediately after the stoning, God gets down to some more important business—like instructing the people on how to make fringes on their garments.
    The LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Speak unto the children of Israel, and bid them that they make them fringes in the borders of their garments throughout their generations, and that they put upon the fringe of the borders a ribband of blue. 15.37-38
    You see, God wants us to put fringes on our garments so that when we see the purple fringes we’ll say to ourselves, “Oh yeah, I’m supposed to follow all of God’s laws.”
    It shall be unto you for a fringe, that ye may look upon it, and remember all the commandments of the LORD, and do them. 15.39a
    That way, when we see someone working on the Sabbath, we’ll remember to stone him or her to death, on the spot, instead of following our own heart.
    That ye seek not after your own heart and your own eyes. 15.39b
    People who follow their hearts seldom stone people to death.

20. The opposing party is buried alive (along with their families)
    Numbers 16.31-33
    Estimated Number Killed: At least 9
    Korah, Dathan, Abiram and their families
    Our story begins with Korah and his companions confronting Moses. Here’s what they say to him:
    Ye take too much upon you, seeing all the congregation are holy, every one of them, and the LORD is among them: wherefore then lift ye up yourselves above the

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