then it wasnât so funny.â
âRight. But you still didnât tell me. You could have told me then, right?â
His face starts to show emotion for the first time.
âI was scared,â he acknowledges.
âOf what?â
âI didnât know what you were going to do.â
Among the many things I felt at the moment was oddly tickled that he still even had the capacity to worry about what his father thinks. I thought he had moved past that.
âOkay,â I say. âWell, what did you think I was going to do?â
He shrugs. âI donât know.â
âOkayâwell hereâs the rule now,â I say, deciding itâs time to be more clear, more firm. âYou are not to take my phone without asking me first. And if I ever do , sometime in the future, give you permission to use it, you have to put it back where you found it when youâre done. Is that clear?â
âYes.â
And he looks like he feels really bad.
Which makes me feel good, which in turn makes me feel terrible. I kneel down so we are eye to eye again.
âLook,â I say. âI know that was hard to admit, and Iâm really proud of you for telling me the truth.â (Never mind that it was only after I cornered him with unbeatable evidence; he still came clean. Thatâs got to count for something.)
âThatâs not always easy, â I acknowledge, âbut honesty is always the best way to go in the end, isnât it?â
âYeah.â He mumbles, still looking down, wishing this was over.
âOkay?â I ask.
âOkay,â he answers, looking up and mustering a little relieved smile.
We hug, and he heads out. My work in this town is done.
Heâs not two steps away, ready to enjoy his freedom, when my little guy turns back and, in the most casual voice possible, tosses out, âOh, and you remember that thing with the car door?â
I pretend I donât. Itâs been so long I almost did forget, but beyond that, I had committed to the lie of not knowing.
âWhat car door?â I askâanother horrible acting performance.
âYou donât remember?â he says. âThe little dent on your door you were upset about, and you didnât know how it happened . . . ?â
âOh yes, yes, of course. Yeah, that was weird. What about it?â
â I did that.â
â You did that?â I say, conveying what I think is just the right balance of disappointment tempered with a sense of âI must have heard wrong.â
âBy accident,â he says. âIâm really sorry.â
Very sincere, very honest. All I wanted from the beginning. I take him in another big hug, and thank him for his honesty. And remind him that coming clean is never easyâand that I am really proud of him.
I then ask himâonly half-jokingâif there was anything else I should know, as long as the gates are open and the judge is in a forgiving mood.
âNo,â he chuckles. âThatâs everything.â
He is happy. And relieved. And I am happy. Feeling very complete. Glad thatâat least as far as my young son is concernedâall acts of thuggery and mayhem are accounted for.
THE NEXT MORNING, he mentions he might be responsible for the sinking of a Japanese fishing vessel off North Korea a few months back. His mother claims to know nothing about it.
Congratulations
I was watching a basketball game with my kids. Lakers against somebody.
Now, watching by myself I might pay attention, I might not. But with my kids there, Iâm more alert; I like to see what they know, what they take in, and to a ridiculous degree, Iâm always on the lookout for any âteachable momentsâ that may present themselves. Any windows for discussion that I can use to broaden my childrenâs horizons, and in so doing, transform a perfectly nice, relaxing activity into a source of tedium and displeasure for them.