distributors and film libraries. I had the impression he was haunting her, I guessed because she felt irked that she hadnât been able to recognize his name when it came her way.
âIt isnât in very good condition,â I remarked, observing the obvious.
âScrap quality. Best I could find. Channel Five was going to show this on the late, late, late show. Decided it was unprojectable. They donât even want it back. Good thingâbecause Iâve already burned about ten feet out of it in the machine. We may not make it to the end.â
And we didnât. Five minutes farther along and the film caught fire in the midst of its grand, gory climax: an impaling scene of extraordinary vividness, the camera spiraling down upon the doomed vampire lord as if it were the very stake on which his life would expire. It was a dizzying, nauseating effect; I welcomed seeing it vanish from the screen before the blood gushed. With a curse Clare shut the projector down. âWorst thing is: somebody amputated all the credits. They do that on television with garbage like this. Leaves more time for commercials. Thereâs some striking camera workâlike that last shot. I wonder who did it.â She carried the reel to the rewind table. âDamn their eyes for mutilating this!â
âBut itâs crap, isnât it?â
âOh? Is it? You saw less than ten minutes of it, and youâre so sure.â
âWell, you said so.â
âAnd you just go along with whatever you hear, is that right?â
âBut arenât vampire movies crap?â
âCarl Dreyer made a pretty good one, as I recall.â
Dumb mistake. Clare had shown
Vampyr
only last month. âWell, yes, I guess ⦠I mean ⦠â
âThink for yourself, Jonny.â
âActually, I sort of like horror movies.â
âWhich are, by and large, crap. But this one ⦠there are some interesting bits. Like that final sequenceâI wish I couldâve seen the whole thing.â
âThe impaling? Pretty extreme.â
âYes, wasnât it? But unusually extreme. Something about the twist he gives the camera ⦠makes it seem the shadows are coming up to swallow you. Never saw anything like that before. I donât know ⦠maybe the man had something.â
âDialogue sounded really clunky.â
âAwful. But that wouldnât have bothered you if youâd seen the bedroom scenes a little earlier. You know, vampire seductions. Very explicit. I could swear there was actual fornication. Odd about that. When I looked again, I couldnât find it. Even so, Iâd like to know how they snuck that part past the censors back then. Must have been 1937, 1938. Olga Tell was in the film. Would-be Garbo of that period. I didnât know she appeared in trash like this.â
âIâd like to see those bedroom scenes,â I told her. âJust for scholarly purposes.â
âOut of luck, lover. Thatâs the part that got burned up.â Clare inspected the film and wagged her head. âThisâll never make it through the machine again. Iâm not even going to bother rewinding.â She dropped the reel in its canister and dusted her hands over it. âWeâve got better stuff to watch.â
As Clare began to load another movie, I asked, âIf this is such trash, why do the French think itâs so good?â
âThe
French!â
Clare laughed. âYou mean my two visiting friends and maybe a couple of their friends back on the Left Bank? Thatâs probably the size of Castleâs following. Of course, in France that counts as a âmovement.â â
âWell, anyway, why did they say it was important?â
âDefensive pretension. The froggies are like that about Americanmovies. They canât just enjoy something because itâs funny or exciting or cleverânot if it was made by money-hungry philistine
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