departs hastily through rear door. A minute later, ZACK follows.]
TF: Uhhh . . . Who wants to hear a story about Carl Casden driving a golf cart into a snack bar?
Group Text
Mallory: HOW DO YOU
KNOW TOBY!
Sara: can you introduce us?
Jen: OMG what just
happened?
evie, are you okay?
from: Finn Bartlett
to: Charlie Thomas
date: Thursday, June 10 3:16 PM
subject: Drama
You wonât believe what happened today. Itâs insane.
We were at the Zack and Toby panel (where the stars talk about the show and acting and answer questions from the audience) and some girl asked what theyâd be doing if they werenât on Up Below, which led Toby into this tangent about Zackâs past acting jobs. You probably know he was the star of Man of the House when we were kids.
But then Toby pointed to the back of the room â I swear, I thought he was pointing at me â and goes, isnât that Genny Goldman? And Evie jumped up like her chair was on fire and ran out of the room. I havenât seen her since.
from: Charlie Thomas
to: Finn Bartlett
date: Thursday, July 10 3:22 PM
subject: RE: Drama
Googled it. Genny Goldman played the little sister on Man of the House . Is this her?
from: Finn Bartlett
to: Charlie Thomas
date: Thursday, July 10 5:34 PM
subject: RE: Drama
...holy shit.
Text with Evie
sorry I took off. mad?
no. come back okay?
have to tell you something.
itâs okay, I already know.
July 10, 8:20 pm
want to skip the cocktail party?
do we have to talk about it?
not if you donât want to
okay
come to my room
on my way. love ya.
Genevieve: hey iâm home
or, you know, the illustrious home of my aunt and uncle
Finn: me too. not the illustrious aunt and uncle part.
Genevieve: they have seven dogs
like, i like dogs
but thereâs a time and a place
and apparently theyâve decided that all the times and places are right here and right now.
Finn: I see what you mean about illustriousness
Genevieve: absolutely
Sent at 11:05 PM on Tuesday
Finn: So...you doing okay?
Genevieve: yeah
itâs so weird
i mean iâve gone to the same school for almost half my life
being a child star was a big deal for like...three days, seven years ago
Finn: he shouldnât have called you out in front of the whole room like that
Genevieve: at least it wasnât zack
Finn: that was sweet of him to go after you
Genevieve: heâs always been nice
i can tell you lots of stories now
he took really good care of me. that was kind of a bad time in my life
Finn: somewhere malâs shitting herself. I saw her at checkout and she was SO PISSED not to know whatâs going on
Genevieve: ha! iâm sure sheâll figure it out.
i donât suppose you remember ninaâs awkward write-off from man of the house
Finn: I remember wondering why she wasnât around anymore. I donât think I ever saw the episode where they explained it
Genevieve: it wasnât even a whole episode, it was the five minutes before the first commercial break
they said i went off to beauty school
and zack had this line like âgood thing, she needs it!â
laugh track
Finn: ...beauty school?
Genevieve: right?
Finn: you were like four
Genevieve: nine, but exactly, makes total sense, right?
anything for a cheap joke
splendid writing on that show. makes up below look emmy worthy
Finn: thatâs shitty
whyâd you leave really?
Genevieve: hallucinations. plus i stole scissors from wardrobe and cut all my hair off in the boysâ dressing room.
no one wants that on set
the crazy, not the chopped-off hair, though someone had to sweep that shit up. i think about that ALL the time.
there was a lot of cover up. it would have been really embarrassing for the show, my parents.
Finn: thatâs
Cynthia Bailey Pratt
V. C. Andrews
Tracie Peterson
Susan May Warren
Clarise Tan, Marian Tee, The Passionate Proofreader
Delores Fossen
Miranda Neville
Tim Sandlin
Jennifer Bohnet
A.B. Summers