beats me to the spot. He reaches down with his racquet, pins the ball against the side of his foot, and flips it up into the air. I reach out and catch it. âSeriously. I hope I didnât offend you,â he says. âIâm not really a slick asshole. I just pretend to be one sometimes, for the media people. Occasionally, I forget to turn it off.â Heâs still got half a smile on his face, but thereâs a heaviness to his words.
âWhy not just be the real you?â
âThe real me doesnât sell tennis racquets,â Jordy says. âOr grip tape or sports sunglasses. Apparently I need a brand to be successful. And sadly, everyone seems to like Slick Asshole Jordy better.â
I crack a smile. âNot everyone.â
âYeah, well, you donât really know me, do you?â
âTrue.â
âYet,â he says as we make our way back down the grassy hill.
Something about that one innocent word makes me nervous.
We duck back into the tennis courts a couple of moments later, and Coach gives Jordy a long look. âI thought maybe you two werenât coming back. Did she hit that ball into the next county?â
âSheâs got quite an arm,â Jordy says.
We resume hitting on Court Two, where Jordy runs me from side to side and I return his power with a little added extra of my own. Each shot I make is harder than the one before. Vaguely, in my peripheral vision, I see the girls on the nearby courts pausing their games to watch us. Jordy hits a shallow ball, and my momentum brings me up to the net. He tries to lob over me but comes up short. Iâm in perfect position for an overhead slam. I bring my racquet back and wait for the ball to fall, squinting hard to keep from losing it in the bright sunlight. Wait for it . . . wait for it . . .
Jordy has to guess which way Iâm going. I see him lean to my left, so I aim right. I swing hard, transferring my weight forward as I make contact, but my aim is slightly off and the ball flies through the air right at Jordyâs body. He tries to get out of the way, but itâs coming at him too fast.
Oh no. Heâs going to get hit, I think. Bad Luck Maguire strikes again.
But itâs even worse than I imagine. My overhead nails Jordy right between the legs.
CHAPTER 7
Watching Jordy get hit is like watching a bad slow-motion sequence in a movie. His skin goes pale. He flails backward a couple of steps. Freezes. Doubles over. His knees hit the ground first, and then the rest of him. He twists onto one side, his feet and legs inside the court, his upper body beyond the baseline. His face turns red.
âOh my God. I am so sorry.â I stand awkwardly at the net, my racquet dangling from my hand as Coach Hoffman runs to Jordyâs side. Kimber is right behind him.
She kneels beside Jordy and looks back at me with undisguised loathing. âDid you just hit him in the . . . ? What is the matter with you?â Her dark eyes bore holes in my skin.
âIâI didnât mean to,â I say.
Jordy groans. He pulls his knees up to his chest and curls into the fetal position. âThatâs good to know,â he chokes out. âLike I said, Coach. Sheâs got quite an arm.â
The girls down on Court Five and Court Six are stillplaying, but everyone else has stopped to check out the commotion. A small crowd gathers around Jordy. Titters become giggles become full-blown laughter. One of the girls has her phone out recording the entire thing. This is totally the most humiliating moment of my life.
âKimber. Go get Reyes,â Coach Hoffman says. He turns to Jordy. âCan you sit up?â
Jordy takes Coachâs hand and pulls himself into a seated position as Kimber stalks off to get the athletic trainer. His face starts to return to normal color. âNot Reyes,â he protests. âWhat is he going to do? Put an ice pack on my balls?â
Another wave of laughter
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