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âYes, hiii,â Chris crooned. âThis is Chris Rodkeâ¦.â
â
Yes,
hello, Chris. Oh gosh, I hope youâre feeling better.â
âI am feeling a little better, thanks, Ms. Kimball. But I was supposed to get some homework assignmentsfrom Jake Montone. Would you happen to have his number?â
âOf course, Chris, you just hold on one sec, okay?â
âOh, thank
you
.â
Yes, all things considered, his plan was moving along quite beautifully.
Blind Date
HEATHER WAS COUCHED DEEP IN A chair in the telephone room. Her legs and arms were folded tightly as she stared at the blurry telephone, trying to work up the courage to pick it up and make the call.
It shouldnât have been a scary call to make, but somehow she was still nervous. Sheâd already been rejected by Ed, and she wasnât in the mood for more. But she ran a much bigger risk of rejection by calling this particular boy. After all, heâd rejected her in the worst possible way a very long time ago. Heâd dumped her for another girl . But so much time had passed since then. And now, for some reason, he was the one she really wanted to call.
Sheâd already considered every other option. Sheâd considered asking one of her old Village School classmates, but, as she and Ed had discussed, sheâd changedso much since then. When she thought about those boys now, they all seemed like such shallow, materialistic, immature tools. Besides, they had all surely paired off with her friends by now.
Sheâd thought about asking one of the guys at Carverton to be her escort, but that just didnât seem fair. For one thing, heâd be forced to sit through some prom he couldnât have cared less about, and worse than that, heâd probably end up being a spectacle for all her haughty friends to judge. She could hear the whispered jokes alreadyâ¦.
Oh, look, Heather brought a blind date. Get it? Blind date?
Ha ha. Real mature, girls. No, Heather wasnât about to subject a Carverton boy to that kind of hell.
The more she had thought it through, there was really only one other boy sheâd wanted to ask besides Ed. She wanted a date who could give her the feeling that sheâd come full circleâthat sheâd truly come back. She wanted a date who would make her feel like her old self again. Well⦠her old self minus all the shallow, catty tendencies that had turned her into such a raving queen bitch. She wanted to feel like a queen againâjust minus the bitch part. Maybe she even wanted to prove to him that she had successfully exorcised her inner bitchâthat she had finally grown up. Wasnât that what graduations and proms were all about?
So sheâd made a bunch of calls to finally get hisnumber. She just needed to pick up the damn phone and dial it.
Just do it. Call him. What do you have to lose? The worst he can say is no. He wonât be mean about it or anything. He never had a mean bone in his body. Besides, youâre still Heather Gannis, for Godâs sake. This should be a walk in the park.
Finally, after five more minutes of embarrassing hesitation, she breathed in and picked up the phone, dialing the number ever so slowly and then waiting. Her heart began to pound, and her palms began to sweat, and she did seriously consider hanging up at least four times within the three rings. But once sheâd heard his sweet, raspy voice, it was too late.
âHello?â
Heather went silent.
âHello?â he repeated.
Nowâs the time when you talk, Heather. TALK.
âHel-
looo?
â he groaned. Two more seconds and he was going to hang up. It was do-or-die timeâ¦.
âSam?â
âYeah⦠Whoâs this?â
Whoâs this? Doesnât he even remember my voice? Has it been that long?
âItâs
Heather,
â she said, trying to mask her embarrassment with a laugh.
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