doing magnificently this season. Our guys will have to watch out for you in the finals!â
âTheyâll have to watch the smoke from my trainers as I leave them behind.â
I was expecting him to say something else entirely, because I know heâs been keeping a close eye on my progress since I left, but the unexpected courtesy doesnât throw me. Iâm not bothered about being a gracious winner.
âAnd youâre still training alone, I hear?â
âYep. Nothing anyone can teach me. Iâm a natural.â
âWell â¦â he claps his hands together and you can see about a pound of skin flakes falling to the floor.
Iâm glugging my energy drink and almost throw it back up.
â⦠I know weâve had some differences, but if youâd like to return to the centre â¦â
âPiss off.â
âYouâd be more than welcome. Although I can see your manners are as elusive as ever. Goodbye.â
Two reasons for ending the conversation: Casey, whom no one over the age of fifteen knows about, and I see Mum coming over (ref: reason number one).
âWhat did he want?â
She thrusts a KitKat in my hand and throws daggers at Brendanâs under-moisturised back. Sheâs about as keen on him as I am.
âNothing. Just wanted to know my secrets.â
âI hope you kept them to yourself! Bloody hypocrite. If he was that interested in the first place, he should have made an exception and kept you on. Those stupid rules about age restriction. Youâre only fifteen, for Christâs sake.â
Her eyes start popping out, the way they do when sheâs on a roll. She only shuts up when I give her three bars of the KitKat.
Moon says hi and then disappears. Sheâs being elusive. I havenât seen her since she showed me the picture yesterday. Sheâs with her bitch sister, who hates me; I could hear her booing as I passed her in the 400. Theyâre off to see Incubus at Wembley and now things are wrapped up, are making their haste to leave known.
âCongratulations, great run,â spits the bitch sister.
Sheâs standing at least five feet away, as if coming anywhere near me is cutting into her time with precious Incubus. Mum is right next to me, so Iâm forced to acknowledge the bitch sister as Gwyn Jones. If she wasnât, I probably would have ripped into her saggy Welsh arse. Great tits, though. Make Moonâs look like lemon slices.
The Jones girls are local landmarks. Everyone knows them, even if you donât go to our school. Moon has the looks, Gwyn has the tits. Both have the milk white skin, which, in Gwynâs case, does her plenty of favours. Without that complexion sheâd look like Quasimodo. Although Jason is interested in Moon, like we all are, heâs always saying how heâd take Gwynâs tits anytime. Says theyâre wank tits.
Moon waves from Gwynâs car and says sheâll call me. She throws daggers at Kelly Button, whoâs been shivering in her tiny skirt, and making eyes at me for the past hour. Like I donât know what she wants.
The KFC in the car tastes like heaven. Itâs a rarity. Mum usually insists on the house being a fast-food-free zone, claiming that there are more chemicals in those things than there are in an E.
âWhen youâre out with your friends, thereâs nothing I can do about it. But when youâre at home, Iâm not giving you any of that junk.â
On the days before a race I stick to the pasta, chicken, fruit. Iâm not Lynford yet, but I am taking it as seriously as I can.
Mum hadnât been to one of my races for a while. Too busy working. Has to take my word about how good I am. Gets verification whenever she catches my mug in the papers. Normally after a race weâd have a laugh about things, take the piss out of the other runners, especially the ones who dribble, or start praying before the whistle. Today
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