Champion Pizza Sandwich will give you the vitamins and minerals necessary to unleash this devastating weapon. IMPORTANT: Always aim the Karate Fart upwards directly at your opponent so that you don’t destroy any plant life around you.
The great thing about the Karate Fart is that it is completely undetectable. You can be carrying it around inside you, and no one will notice . . . until it’s too late. Do not attempt the Karate Fart in a real fight without practicing it on a friend first for 6 years straight. If you have not mastered the Karate Fart, and you attempt to launch one in windy conditions, it could blow back into your face and kill you.
There are many different kinds of fart attacks. There are some fart attacks that you don’t want to move—you want the fart to sit in the air in one spot so that your opponent walks into it unexpectedly. But the Karate Fart is different. The Karate Fart must surpass hurricane wind power. Even if your opponent has severely clogged sinuses, the Karate Fart will unclog them, travel to his brain and kill him.
THE KARATE FART—WRONG FORM
DO NOT PERFORM THE KARATE FART STANDING UP . YOUR FART WILL BE AIMED IN THE WRONG DIRECTION AND YOU’LL MISS YOUR TARGET. PLUS YOUR FART POWER WILL BE TOO WEAK TO CAUSE ANY DAMAGE.
Done correctly, the Karate Fart is powerful. It can dull a ninja star. It can put a ninja into a fart coma. So use it carefully and don’t tell anyone whom you don’t trust how to do it. In the wrong hands, it could be dangerous to the whole world.
CHAPTER FOURTEEN:
DISABLE THE ATTACKER.
In this chapter, I will teach you how to beat up someone with one arm.
Not how to beat up someone by using only one of your arms, but how to beat up
someone who only has one arm. In these 3 photos, I’ve powered down to fight
at regular human strength. If I fought at full power, this one-armed assailant would
have no arms.
These 3 photos perfectly define Self-Offense. Self-Offense is one of the
most simple, effective, and practical forms of martial arts, designed to be used for
common everyday situations just like this. It’s been said many times that
“the best offense is a good defense.” I say, that in certain fight
situations, the opposite is true. The best defense is a great offense. Why wait for
your opponent to attack you? Attack first. “Initiate before getting
initiated.” That’s one of the founding
principles of Self-Offense .
All the photos in this section were taken 5 years ago. My clothes are
different because I was working undercover to fight crime in the suburbs. To make myself completely unrecognizable, I put away my
World Champion clothes and wore a white hat, a tight shirt, and really tight
dark jeans instead . Really tight jeans make it
easier to carry and conceal weapons because people never suspect that you
could hide a weapon in skintight clothes. But with proper technique, it’s
possible.
When I see a one-armed man walking down the street, right away, I know
there’s a 100% chance he’s looking for trouble. I know he’s a
warrior who’s been in a fight before. He’s already lost one arm. I
have nothing against a person with one arm. I treat everyone equally. His one arm is
very dangerous. It’s as powerful as 2 arms and twice as angry . His partial arm is also a threat because it can do
unusual harm with its unusual shape.
For your best learning experience, when you look at these photos, pretend you are me, and pretend the one-armed assailant is a
one-armed assailant .
The hedge clipper is a cheaper and better weapon than the sword. I never
buy swords. If I wanted a sword, I’d travel back in time, kill a gladiator,
and take one from him. This hedge clipper technique will not work against a 2-armed
opponent.
The one-armed man did not expect to be attacked by gardening equipment.
And that’s why he didn’t know how to defend against it. This sidewalk
confrontation is the
The great thing about the Karate Fart is that it is completely undetectable. You can be carrying it around inside you, and no one will notice . . . until it’s too late. Do not attempt the Karate Fart in a real fight without practicing it on a friend first for 6 years straight. If you have not mastered the Karate Fart, and you attempt to launch one in windy conditions, it could blow back into your face and kill you.
There are many different kinds of fart attacks. There are some fart attacks that you don’t want to move—you want the fart to sit in the air in one spot so that your opponent walks into it unexpectedly. But the Karate Fart is different. The Karate Fart must surpass hurricane wind power. Even if your opponent has severely clogged sinuses, the Karate Fart will unclog them, travel to his brain and kill him.
THE KARATE FART—WRONG FORM
DO NOT PERFORM THE KARATE FART STANDING UP . YOUR FART WILL BE AIMED IN THE WRONG DIRECTION AND YOU’LL MISS YOUR TARGET. PLUS YOUR FART POWER WILL BE TOO WEAK TO CAUSE ANY DAMAGE.
Done correctly, the Karate Fart is powerful. It can dull a ninja star. It can put a ninja into a fart coma. So use it carefully and don’t tell anyone whom you don’t trust how to do it. In the wrong hands, it could be dangerous to the whole world.
CHAPTER FOURTEEN:
DISABLE THE ATTACKER.
In this chapter, I will teach you how to beat up someone with one arm.
Not how to beat up someone by using only one of your arms, but how to beat up
someone who only has one arm. In these 3 photos, I’ve powered down to fight
at regular human strength. If I fought at full power, this one-armed assailant would
have no arms.
These 3 photos perfectly define Self-Offense. Self-Offense is one of the
most simple, effective, and practical forms of martial arts, designed to be used for
common everyday situations just like this. It’s been said many times that
“the best offense is a good defense.” I say, that in certain fight
situations, the opposite is true. The best defense is a great offense. Why wait for
your opponent to attack you? Attack first. “Initiate before getting
initiated.” That’s one of the founding
principles of Self-Offense .
All the photos in this section were taken 5 years ago. My clothes are
different because I was working undercover to fight crime in the suburbs. To make myself completely unrecognizable, I put away my
World Champion clothes and wore a white hat, a tight shirt, and really tight
dark jeans instead . Really tight jeans make it
easier to carry and conceal weapons because people never suspect that you
could hide a weapon in skintight clothes. But with proper technique, it’s
possible.
When I see a one-armed man walking down the street, right away, I know
there’s a 100% chance he’s looking for trouble. I know he’s a
warrior who’s been in a fight before. He’s already lost one arm. I
have nothing against a person with one arm. I treat everyone equally. His one arm is
very dangerous. It’s as powerful as 2 arms and twice as angry . His partial arm is also a threat because it can do
unusual harm with its unusual shape.
For your best learning experience, when you look at these photos, pretend you are me, and pretend the one-armed assailant is a
one-armed assailant .
The hedge clipper is a cheaper and better weapon than the sword. I never
buy swords. If I wanted a sword, I’d travel back in time, kill a gladiator,
and take one from him. This hedge clipper technique will not work against a 2-armed
opponent.
The one-armed man did not expect to be attacked by gardening equipment.
And that’s why he didn’t know how to defend against it. This sidewalk
confrontation is the
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