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concern, you two. As security chief, I simply need to have a chat with the possible new venue’s property owner.
FREDRICK
    I was just hoping to escort Mademoiselle Mimieux back to her cinema.
GOEBBELS
    Nonsense! You can eat ice cream and walk along the Seine another time. Right now, allow Col. Landa to do his job.
    Everybody says their farewells.
    Col. Landa offers the young Jew in hiding a seat at a small table in the outside patio area of Maxim’s.
    The fluency and poetic proficiency of the S.S. Jew hunter’s French reveals to the audience that his feigning clumsiness at
     French with Monsieur LaPadite in the film’s first scene was simply an interrogation technique.
    They speak FRENCH SUBTITLED IN ENGLISH:
COL. LANDA
    Have you tried the strudel here?
SHOSANNA
    No.
COL. LANDA
    It’s not so terrible. So how is it the young private and yourself came to be acquainted?
    She’s about to answer when a WAITER approaches.
COL. LANDA
    Yes, two strudels, one for myself and one for the mademoiselle. A cup of espresso, with a container of steamed milk on the
     side. For the Mademoiselle, a glass of milk.
    Considering that Shosanna grew up on a dairy farm, and the last time she was on a dairy farm her strudel companion murdered
     her entire family, his ordering her milk is, to say the least… disconcerting.
    The key to Col. Landa’s power and/or charm, depending on the side one’s on, lies in his ability to convince you he’s privy
     to your secrets.
    The waiter exits.
COL. LANDA
    So, Mademoiselle, you were beginning to explain… ?
SHOSANNA
    (anxiously)
    Up until a couple of days ago, I had no knowledge of Private Zoller or his exploits. To me, the private was simply just a
     patron of my cinema. We spoke a few times, but—
COL. LANDA
    —Mademoiselle, let me interrupt you. This is a simple formality, no reason for you to feel anxious.
    The strudel arrives.
    The colonel takes one look at it and says to the waiter:
COL. LANDA
    I apologize. I forgot to order the crème fraîche.
WAITER
    One moment.
    He exits.
COL. LANDA
    (referring to the crème.)
    Wait for the crème
    (back to business)
    So, Emmanuelle—May I call you Emmanuelle?
SHOSANNA
    Oui.
COL. LANDA
    So, Emmanuelle, explain to me how does it happen that a young lady such as yourself comes to own a cinema?
    The waiter returns, applying crème fraîche to the two strudels.
    The S.S. colonel looks across the table at his companion. Picking up his fork, he says:
COL. LANDA
    After you.
    Shosanna takes a whipped-creamy bite of strudel. Landa follows her lead.
COL. LANDA
    (mouthful of strudel)
    Success?
    Shosanna, mouth full of strudel, indicates she approves.
COL. LANDA
    Like I said, not so terrible.
    (back to business)
    So you were explaining the origin of your cinema ownership?
SHOSANNA
    The cinema originally belonged to my aunt and uncle—
    Col. Landa removes a little black book from his pocket.
COL. LANDA
    —What are their names?
SHOSANNA
    Jean-Pierre and Ada Mimieux.
    He records the names in his little book.
COL. LANDA
    Where are they now?
SHOSANNA
    My uncle was killed during the blitzkrieg.
COL. LANDA
    Pity… Continue.
SHOSANNA
    Aunt Ada passed away from fever last spring.
COL. LANDA
    Regrettable.
    (respectful pause)
    It’s come to my attention you have a negro in your employ. Is that true?
SHOSANNA
    Yes, he’s a Frenchman. His name is Marcel. He worked with my aunt and uncle since they opened the cinema. He’s the only other
     one who works with me.
COL. LANDA
    Doing what?
SHOSANNA
    Projectionist.
COL. LANDA
    Is he any good?
SHOSANNA
    The best.
COL. LANDA
    Actually, one could see where that might be a good trade for them. Can you operate the projectors?
SHOSANNA
    Of course I can.
COL. LANDA
    Knowing the Reich Minister as I do, I’m quite positive he wouldn’t want the success or failure of his illustrious evening
     dependent on the prowess of a negro. So if it comes to pass that we hold this event at your venue—talented, no doubt, as your
     negro may be—you

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