out,” Tony said to her as he hopped out of the driver’s seat, not even waiting for a response. Jenny looked crushed. He looked back at her in the car before ringing the doorbell. When he didn’t hear any movement in the house, he pulled out the Verizon phone Jenny had bought for him just several days before. Before he had a chance to look for Terrance’s number, he heard his friend’s deep voice call out from inside.
“Who is it?” Terrance demanded.
“It’s me nigga, open up!” Tony slurred.
“Tone? What the hell you doin’ here?” Terrance asked as he unlocked and opened the door. He gave his boy a pound and they went inside.
“Man, I’m just stoppin’ by to say what’s up. I was down at the Red Lobster’s,” Tony said proudly as he flopped down on the couch and threw his hands up behind his head in a relaxing position.
“Red Lobster? Where your broke ass get money to eat out?” Terrance laughed. “What are you fuckin’ with one of the waitresses?”
“Uhhhhhh, no,” Tony replied sarcastically as he threw his new fitted hat to the side. “I’m fucking with this bitch that got it made! She got a good job, a house almost as big as yours, and mad money dude. She sprung as shit on me too. She’ll do anything for a nigga. She lets me stay at her house ever since Grandma went into the hospital.”
“Huh? I know you ain’t serious man.”
“What you mean? Course I’m serious – this the best set up I had in my life. And this jawn don’t even ask me no questions, no arguing, none of that. She just gives me what I want, and I can lay all up in the house chillin’ all day if I want.”
“You’re proud to be mooching off a woman, huh?” Terrance said, shaking his head. He got up off the couch and walked into the kitchen to grab a couple of sodas for him and his ill-bred friend.
“It ain’t mooching. Look, women do it to niggas all the time. They got they sugar daddies, well I just got me a sugar mommie. And she happy to buy me shit and take care of me at the crib,” Tony said hopping up to grab the remote control off the coffee table. “That’s how a woman is supposed to do for a nigga if you ask me. We lay the pipe, and they lay the green.”
Tony laughed deviously at his last comment, as Terrance struggled to keep his composure with his shallow, ignorant friend. He put Tony’s soda down in front of him and went back to sit down.
“How’s your grandmother doing?”
“She aiight, I just went to see her a couple days ago. She should be out soon.”
“That’s good to hear, let me know when that happens so I can come with you to get her out.”
“Aiight, thanks man,” Tony said, nodding his head.
“By the way Tone, uhh… did you ever take care of that little situation? Uhh, you know?”
“Yea yea I went to the clinic and got that fixed. No problem. It was just a little gonorrhea.”
Terrance jerked his head in his friend’s direction. “Just a little gonorrhea?? How can you take it so light like that? What about Nish, do she got it now too?”
“Listen dude, I don’t even want this subject to be brought up between us no more. Got me? That’s a dead issue aiight?” Tony said, beginning to get offended by Terrance’s questions.
Terrance sucked his teeth and leaned back in his loveseat. “Whatever man.”
“So anyways, my little sugar mommie name is Jenny. She ain’t that good looking, not all the way up on my regular standards. But her money right though, yah mean…” Tony started again, but Terrance cut him off.
“You ain’t supposed to be living off no woman Tony, as a man you gotta make a way for yourself.” Terrance was annoyed that Tony was so proud of taking money from a woman. But it was the Tony he had always known – dependent on other people, and totally senseless.
“Ran, man you sound like a broke record,” Tony said, spitting as he talked. “Just cause you choose to bust your ass for a dollar everyday don’t mean it’s right for
“Who is it?” Terrance demanded.
“It’s me nigga, open up!” Tony slurred.
“Tone? What the hell you doin’ here?” Terrance asked as he unlocked and opened the door. He gave his boy a pound and they went inside.
“Man, I’m just stoppin’ by to say what’s up. I was down at the Red Lobster’s,” Tony said proudly as he flopped down on the couch and threw his hands up behind his head in a relaxing position.
“Red Lobster? Where your broke ass get money to eat out?” Terrance laughed. “What are you fuckin’ with one of the waitresses?”
“Uhhhhhh, no,” Tony replied sarcastically as he threw his new fitted hat to the side. “I’m fucking with this bitch that got it made! She got a good job, a house almost as big as yours, and mad money dude. She sprung as shit on me too. She’ll do anything for a nigga. She lets me stay at her house ever since Grandma went into the hospital.”
“Huh? I know you ain’t serious man.”
“What you mean? Course I’m serious – this the best set up I had in my life. And this jawn don’t even ask me no questions, no arguing, none of that. She just gives me what I want, and I can lay all up in the house chillin’ all day if I want.”
“You’re proud to be mooching off a woman, huh?” Terrance said, shaking his head. He got up off the couch and walked into the kitchen to grab a couple of sodas for him and his ill-bred friend.
“It ain’t mooching. Look, women do it to niggas all the time. They got they sugar daddies, well I just got me a sugar mommie. And she happy to buy me shit and take care of me at the crib,” Tony said hopping up to grab the remote control off the coffee table. “That’s how a woman is supposed to do for a nigga if you ask me. We lay the pipe, and they lay the green.”
Tony laughed deviously at his last comment, as Terrance struggled to keep his composure with his shallow, ignorant friend. He put Tony’s soda down in front of him and went back to sit down.
“How’s your grandmother doing?”
“She aiight, I just went to see her a couple days ago. She should be out soon.”
“That’s good to hear, let me know when that happens so I can come with you to get her out.”
“Aiight, thanks man,” Tony said, nodding his head.
“By the way Tone, uhh… did you ever take care of that little situation? Uhh, you know?”
“Yea yea I went to the clinic and got that fixed. No problem. It was just a little gonorrhea.”
Terrance jerked his head in his friend’s direction. “Just a little gonorrhea?? How can you take it so light like that? What about Nish, do she got it now too?”
“Listen dude, I don’t even want this subject to be brought up between us no more. Got me? That’s a dead issue aiight?” Tony said, beginning to get offended by Terrance’s questions.
Terrance sucked his teeth and leaned back in his loveseat. “Whatever man.”
“So anyways, my little sugar mommie name is Jenny. She ain’t that good looking, not all the way up on my regular standards. But her money right though, yah mean…” Tony started again, but Terrance cut him off.
“You ain’t supposed to be living off no woman Tony, as a man you gotta make a way for yourself.” Terrance was annoyed that Tony was so proud of taking money from a woman. But it was the Tony he had always known – dependent on other people, and totally senseless.
“Ran, man you sound like a broke record,” Tony said, spitting as he talked. “Just cause you choose to bust your ass for a dollar everyday don’t mean it’s right for
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