Magic Strikes by Ilona Andrews Page B

question, we’re great. Never better. I haven’t seen His Fussiness in two months, and I couldn’t be happier. If my luck holds, he’s lost interest and found himself somebody else to hound for his amusement.”
    During the flare Curran had finally found a way to pay me back for all those times I’d nearly brought him to apoplexy. He had told me I would sleep with him sooner or later and thank him for his services in bed.
    Hell would sprout roses first.
    “He hasn’t found anyone, as far as I know,” Raphael said. “Nobody has seen him with a woman since the flare. That’s not terribly unusual for him, but it’s not common either.”
    I rolled my eyes. “And that means what?”
    Raphael leaned forward and lowered his voice. “Have you ever seen a lion hunt a herd?”
    “No.”
    “They are very single-minded. When a lion stalks a herd, he sneaks in close, lies down, and surveys them to choose his victim. He takes his time. The deer or buffalo have no idea he’s near. He finds his prey and then he explodes from his hiding place and grabs it. Even if another, perfectly serviceable animal ends up within his reach, he isn’t going to alter his course. He has chosen, and he would rather go hungry than change his mind. A dumb way to live, if you ask me, but that’s their nature. Me, I don’t ignore opportunities.”
    “Yeah.” Andrea’s voice dripped with sarcasm.
    Raphael gave her a hurt look. “I am what I am.”
    “You’re a man first. You sit here in a human shape, wearing human clothes, making human noises. Pretty obvious which part of you is in control. But when someone points out your excesses, you wave your hands around and start crying, ‘Oh no, it’s the beast! I can’t help it!’ ” Andrea caught herself and clamped her mouth shut.
    I did my best to change the subject. “I think you give our relationship too much credit. I irritate the hell out of Curran and he found a way to pester me. It’s nothing.”

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    “You may be right,” Raphael said.
    “His Majesty needs a can-I girl anyway. And I’m not it.”
    “A can-I girl?” Andrea frowned.
    I leaned back. “ ‘ Can I fetch you your food, Your Majesty? Can I tell you how strong and mighty you are, Your Majesty? Can I pick out your fleas, Your Majesty? Can I kiss your ass, Your Majesty? Can I
    . . .”
    It dawned on me that Raphael was sitting very still. Frozen, like a statue, his gaze fixed on the point above my head.
    “He’s standing behind me, isn’t he?”
    Andrea nodded slowly.
    “Technically it should be ‘may I,’” Curran said, his voice deeper than I remembered. “Since you’re asking permission.”
    He stepped into my view, reached for a chair at a table next to us, and found it bolted to the floor. He gripped the chair and plucked it from the concrete with one hand, leaving four screws sticking out of the floor. He put the chair next to me, back first, and saddled it like a horse, crossing his arms on the top of the back to show off carved biceps.
    Why me?
    “To answer your question, yes, you may kiss my ass. Normally I prefer to maintain my personal space, but you’re a Friend of the Pack and your services have proven useful once or twice. I strive to accommodate the wishes of persons friendly to my people. My only question is, would your kissing my ass be obeisance, grooming, or foreplay?”
    Raphael went a shade paler and bowed his head. “By your leave, m’lord.”
    Curran nodded.
    Raphael grabbed Andrea by the hand.
    Andrea blinked. “But . . .”
    “We have to go now.” Raphael’s smile had a bit of an edge to it. He fled and dragged Andrea with him, leaving me and Curran alone. Traitors.

CHAPTER 5
    “YOU DIDN’ T ANSWER MY QUESTION,” CURRAN said. “What will it be?”
    “No,” I said.
    Curran grinned and my heart made a little jump. I didn’t expect that.
    “That’s it? That’s your witty comeback?”
    “Yep.”