MFU Whitman - The Affair of the Gentle Saboteur by Brandon Keith Page A
Authors: Brandon Keith
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silently beside him. It was early, the city traffic was not heavy, and they crossed 59th Street bridge without misadventure. There, as Solo made the turn into a narrow one-way street leading toward the highway, he saw the car bearing down on him, going the wrong way on the one-way street. He jammed on his brake, veered, as did the other car; their collision was light, but their bumpers were firmly entangled.
Solo got out, wary, ready for a trick from THRUSH, but from the other car there emerged a squat, elderly woman, fat and perspiring and obviously frightened.
"Gee whiz, mister, my fault," she said, "my fault entirely."
"Yes, ma'am," Solo said, keeping an eye on Stanley.
"I got onto this one-way street just by the other corner. Like before I knew it, I was on this one-way street. Figured I'd go the one block and get off and then, boom, there you were."
"Yes, there I was, wasn't I?" Solo smiled. This was no trick of THRUSH.
"Gee whiz, I sure hope there's no damage, mister."
"Doesn't seem to be. I'll just have to pry us apart."
"I mean, I hope you won't sue me. I'll pay you right here for any damage. I've got some cash on me; if it's not enough, I'll write you a check. You can have my name and address from my license. Anything you say. The thing is—my husband."
"Your husband?" Solo inquired.
"He always ribs me that I'm a lousy driver. Maybe I am, but you don't like it your husband always ribbing you you're a lousy driver. When I get a ticket, I don't care; I pay it and my husband, he don't know about it. But if I get sued, a lawsuit, he has to know—because the car is in his name. You know?"
"Sure," Solo said. "Don't worry, ma'am. There's hardly any damage at all, as you can see. No damage, no payment, no lawsuit. And now if I can get us unhooked—"
"You are a gentleman and a scholar." The fat lady smiled with big white teeth. "And also very handsome, if I may say."
"Thank you, ma'am."
He went to the locked cars, the woman toddling with him. Her bumper was over his, and her car was heavy. He pulled at the bumpers to no avail; he could not dislodge them. Perhaps he should ask Stanley for help. No, better to keep him sitting where he was. He tried again, knowing the strength of one man was not enough; he would have to use the jack from the rear compartment of his car. Then he heard the woman whispering behind him: "Oh, no! We got company. Just my luck."
He looked up. A police patrol car was rolling to a stop behind his car. One of the policemen got out and strolled toward them slowly. He was heavy-set and red-faced, gray hair showing beneath the sides of his visored cap.
"Well, what have we got here?" he said in a gravelly voice.
"Bumpers caught," Solo said. "Would you give me a hand, please, Officer?"
The policeman disregarded him. He looked from one car to the other, then pointed to the one obviously at fault.
"Who owns this heap?"
"Me," the lady said.
"What are you doing wrong way on a one- way?"
"I made a mistake," she said lamely.
The policeman puffed up his cheeks, blowing out a sigh. "Just a little mistake, hey? You got a driver's license, by any chance?"
"Sure."
"Okay, let's have it."
She took her handbag from her car, and from the handbag produced her license. The police man read it slowly.
"You Rebecca Brisbane?"
"Yes, sir."
"Do you own this heap?"
"No, sir. My husband."
"Where's the registration?"
"Right here, sir."
She gave him the certificate of registration. He studied it carefully, compared it with the license plate of her car, sighed again, took out his book, and laboriously wrote out the summons. Solo wanted to hurry him but didn't dare. This policeman, positively, wasn't in a pleasant mood, or, simply, he wasn't a pleasant man.
"Okay, Rebecca," the policeman said. "Wrong way on a one-way, that's a violation. You could have killed this gentleman. You know?"
"Oh, I know. This is one ticket I deserve."
For the first time the policeman smiled. He gave her the ticket, the
Solo got out, wary, ready for a trick from THRUSH, but from the other car there emerged a squat, elderly woman, fat and perspiring and obviously frightened.
"Gee whiz, mister, my fault," she said, "my fault entirely."
"Yes, ma'am," Solo said, keeping an eye on Stanley.
"I got onto this one-way street just by the other corner. Like before I knew it, I was on this one-way street. Figured I'd go the one block and get off and then, boom, there you were."
"Yes, there I was, wasn't I?" Solo smiled. This was no trick of THRUSH.
"Gee whiz, I sure hope there's no damage, mister."
"Doesn't seem to be. I'll just have to pry us apart."
"I mean, I hope you won't sue me. I'll pay you right here for any damage. I've got some cash on me; if it's not enough, I'll write you a check. You can have my name and address from my license. Anything you say. The thing is—my husband."
"Your husband?" Solo inquired.
"He always ribs me that I'm a lousy driver. Maybe I am, but you don't like it your husband always ribbing you you're a lousy driver. When I get a ticket, I don't care; I pay it and my husband, he don't know about it. But if I get sued, a lawsuit, he has to know—because the car is in his name. You know?"
"Sure," Solo said. "Don't worry, ma'am. There's hardly any damage at all, as you can see. No damage, no payment, no lawsuit. And now if I can get us unhooked—"
"You are a gentleman and a scholar." The fat lady smiled with big white teeth. "And also very handsome, if I may say."
"Thank you, ma'am."
He went to the locked cars, the woman toddling with him. Her bumper was over his, and her car was heavy. He pulled at the bumpers to no avail; he could not dislodge them. Perhaps he should ask Stanley for help. No, better to keep him sitting where he was. He tried again, knowing the strength of one man was not enough; he would have to use the jack from the rear compartment of his car. Then he heard the woman whispering behind him: "Oh, no! We got company. Just my luck."
He looked up. A police patrol car was rolling to a stop behind his car. One of the policemen got out and strolled toward them slowly. He was heavy-set and red-faced, gray hair showing beneath the sides of his visored cap.
"Well, what have we got here?" he said in a gravelly voice.
"Bumpers caught," Solo said. "Would you give me a hand, please, Officer?"
The policeman disregarded him. He looked from one car to the other, then pointed to the one obviously at fault.
"Who owns this heap?"
"Me," the lady said.
"What are you doing wrong way on a one- way?"
"I made a mistake," she said lamely.
The policeman puffed up his cheeks, blowing out a sigh. "Just a little mistake, hey? You got a driver's license, by any chance?"
"Sure."
"Okay, let's have it."
She took her handbag from her car, and from the handbag produced her license. The police man read it slowly.
"You Rebecca Brisbane?"
"Yes, sir."
"Do you own this heap?"
"No, sir. My husband."
"Where's the registration?"
"Right here, sir."
She gave him the certificate of registration. He studied it carefully, compared it with the license plate of her car, sighed again, took out his book, and laboriously wrote out the summons. Solo wanted to hurry him but didn't dare. This policeman, positively, wasn't in a pleasant mood, or, simply, he wasn't a pleasant man.
"Okay, Rebecca," the policeman said. "Wrong way on a one-way, that's a violation. You could have killed this gentleman. You know?"
"Oh, I know. This is one ticket I deserve."
For the first time the policeman smiled. He gave her the ticket, the
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