Mystik Warrior: (Dark Warrior Alliance Book 2) by Brenda Trim, Tami Julka Page A

had an orgasm. Not that he knew what it felt like to have an orgasm. At this point, he wondered what it would be like to be aroused by a female and not vomit. Unfortunately, he was doomed to never know any of it.
    Tinkling sounded in his ears, and strong pheromones reached his nostrils at the same time. None of which, he realized, were coming from the randy trolls. He glanced over and Jace’s eyes bulged at the sight of ice crystals dripping from Zander’s fingertips. Those were major new powers for the Vampire King, and Zander needed to control them ASAP. “Uh, Liege, did you know that you’re icing the sidewalk?”
    Zander snapped to attention and the ice immediately disappeared. “Och, I was thinking of Elsie. She consumes me completely.”
    The bellow of a T-Rex interrupted their conversation. “I hope they didn’t just topple the bridge.”
    Zander chuckled, “From the look on his face, I would say that was the grand finale. Och, I’d wager that registered on the human’s Richter scale.”
    The sound of boulders scraping echoed and Jace realized it was Elvis talking. “Now you understand why I have my reputation. I’m sure you’re glad that you transferred here.” Apparently, that was Elvis’ version of pillow talk. Suddenly, that large gray head swiveled their way.
    “Vampire King, you’re lucky you weren’t here any sooner and didn’t interrupt us before we were done, or you would be missing a limb or two,” Elvis drawled and withdrew from the female troll.
    “Bluidy hell. Losing a limb would be preferable to my eye sockets bleeding from the sight. Elvis, you’ve ruined the bliss of my Eve. I’m surprised the Queen allows you to use her portal in such a fashion,” Zander countered.
    “The magic’s vibration is irresistible, isn’t it, Priscilla?” Elvis cooed, ignoring Zander. Jace shuddered at the thought of where that VW had been. There wasn’t enough bleach to remove that image from his brain.
    “Mmmm, yes it does. Who are these handsome creatures, Elvis?” The female troll purred.
    “Your name is Priscilla? As in Elvis and Priscilla?” Jace blurted.
    “Yes, but I’m much better looking than that human. What do you want?” Elvis asked tersely. “We have much to do before dawn turns us to stone.”
    Zander removed a large ruby pendant from his pocket and held the offering out to the troll. “There has been an incident with my queen’s sister and we need an audience with her Highness.”
    “Oooh, that’s beautiful.” Jace shivered at the tone of Priscilla’s voice. It grated like fingernails on a chalkboard, and the high pitch didn’t match her large frame.
    Apparently, Elvis was anxious to get back to his extracurricular activities as he wasted no time palming the ruby and calling the Queen. Elvis’ eyes gleamed bright silver, growing larger than hubcaps, and a mist shrouded the area around the VW. Jace’s heart leapt with hope when Zander leaned in and whispered, “The Queen agreed to meet with us.”
    Jace shoved down the desperation he felt as the enchanting Fae Queen emerged from the vehicle. Idly, he wondered if the contraption smelled vile, given where it had been.
    “Zander Tarakesh, what a surprise. I did not expect to see you on such an important night for you. I do hope your mating ceremony wasn’t interrupted,” Zanahia murmured, catching his attention. The queen’s long blonde hair flowed freely down her back, and her silver crown matched her silver eyes. Jace had never seen her before, and had to admit the Fae Queen was mesmerizing.
    “Your Highness,” Zander bowed and took Zanahia’s hand and kissed her pale knuckles. “The ceremony was completed, but our evening was interrupted when Elsie received a vision regarding her sister, Cailyn. I’ll get right to the point. My sorcerers tell me Cailyn is under some type of Fae spell, and as you know, Aquiel is responsible. I need your help reversing it.”
    “I am glad to hear the ceremony went well. You