Eddie left to go get the cake. Gavin showed up with the pizza at the same time I pulled into the driveway. It’s his night off but I had him go pick it up since he gets a discount now.
“You nervous?” I ask Caulder as I unstack the pizzas on the counter. I know he’s barely just about to turn eleven, but I remember having my first crush.
“Stop it, Will. You’re gonna make tonight my suck if you keep it up,” he says.
“Fair enough, I’ll drop it. But first, I need to lay down some rules. No holding hands until you’re at least eleven and a half. No kissing until you’re thirteen. And no tongue until you’re fourteen. I mean fifteen. Once you get to that point, we’ll revisit the rules. Until then, you stick to those.”
Caulder rolls his eyes and walks away.
That went well, I guess. Our first official ‘sex’ talk. I think the one I really need to be having the talk with is Kel, though. He seems a little bit more girl crazy than Caulder does.
“Who placed the order for this cake?” Lake asks as she walks through the front door carrying it in her arms. She doesn’t look pleased.
“I let Kel and Caulder order it when we were grocery shopping the other day. Why? What’s wrong with it?”
She walks over to the bar and sets the cake down. She opens the lid and stands back so I can see it.
“Oh,” I say.
The cake is covered in white buttercream frosting. The writing across the top is done in blue.
Happy ‘Butterflying’ Birthday, Kel
“Well, it’s not really a bad word,” I say.
Lake sighs. “I really hate that they’re so damn funny,” she says. “It’s just gonna get harder, you know. We really need to start beating them now, before it’s too late.” She closes the lid and walks the cake to the refrigerator.
“Tomorrow,” I say as I wrap my arms around her from behind. “We can’t beat Kel on his own birthday.” I lean in and kiss her ear.
“Fine.” She leans her neck to the side, allowing me easier access. “But I get the first punch.”
“Stop it!” Kel yells. “You guys can’t do that crap tonight. It’s my birthday and I don’t want to have to watch y’all make out!”
I let go of Lake and pick Kel up and throw him over my shoulder. “This is for the butterflying cake,” I say. I turn his back toward Layken. “Birthday beating, here’s your chance.”
Lake starts counting off birthday spankings while Kel fights to get out of my grasp. He’s getting stronger.
“Put me down, Will!” He's punching me in the back, trying to break free.
I put him down after Lake finishes with the beating. Kel laughs and tries to shove me, but I don’t budge.
“I can’t wait until I’m bigger than you! I’m gonna kick your butterfly!” He gives up and runs down the hallway to Caulder’s room.
Lake is staring down the hallway with a serious look in her eyes. “Should we be letting them say that?”
I laugh. “Letting them say what? Butterfly ?”
She nods. “Yeah. I mean, it seems like it’s already a bad word.”
“Would you rather him say ass ?” Kiersten says, passing between Lake and I. Again, she’s here and I didn’t even hear her knock.
“Hey Kiersten,” Lake says.
There’s a young girl following closely behind Kiersten. She looks at Lake and smiles.
“You must be Abby,” Lake says. "I'm Layken, this is Will."
Abby gives us a slight wave but doesn't say anything.
“Abby’s shy. Give her time, she’ll warm up to you,” Kiersten says. They turn and make their way to the table in the kitchen.
“Is Sherry coming?” Lake says.
“No, probably not. She wants me to bring her some cake, though.”
Kel and Caulder run into the kitchen when they hear Abby and Kiersten.
“There they are,” Kiersten says. “How was your week off school, lucky butt’s?”
“Abby, come here,” Caulder says. “I
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