curling locks with a soft wrap that Simeon had made from the shirts of captured pirates.
âTake this!â heâd cried as he threw down his needle and thread and raised the soft folds of cotton from his lap. âIâve made ye a special towelly thing to dry your hair.â
âOh,â sighed the Sweet, âbut what of the pirates who owned these shirts? Surely theyâll be wanting them back.â
âHa! Ha! I donât think so, me Sweet Calam! These pirates have met their match in Davy Jonesâs locker.They flung their shirts upon the deck as they launched themselves into the sea.â
Sweet Calamity had leaned over and kissed him on the cheek. âIâll cherish it,â sheâd said.
The crew had all been busy then, with their needles and threads and ropes and twine, making things for Calamity, for they loved her truly and were very proud whenever it was their twined basket or their knotted waistband that she chose to wear. Today, however, sheâd chosen the towel and, slightly disappointed that it wasnât their gift that adorned her lovely being, they looked back to their brave leader, Simeon.
âWell, me hearties!â he cried. âWeâve finished building up our defences and now weâre going to get onto the log!â
The crew looked around.
âLog?â said one.
âWhat log?â said another.
âThereâs not being any logs âere!â called out Derrick the Cook. âThey all be up there behind ye!â
As indeed they were. Theyâd dragged, lumped, pushed, pulled and heaved every log and branch and twig and trunk of tree from where it lay to form the deeply impenetrable defences.
âWeâre not bringing âem back, are we, Capân?â groaned the Blowfish. âIâm proper wore out from dragginâ âem up there!â
âNo â¦â San Simeon started to explain. His crew were quick but sometimes they were quick in the wrong direction. âNo. Not that log â¦â
âOh right!â Derrick was pointing to a new log that had just washed up onto the shoreline. âHeâd be meaning this one. Come on, lads. Last one onâs a rotten egg!â
They were fast. Their bare toes and crusty old heelsâd make many a surfer proud as they launched themselves across the sand and leapt, as one, onto the log.
âWeâs here!â they called. âWeâs on the log, Capân. Now, whatâll you have us do next?â
Simeon, who loved his crew and understood theyâd fight to the last man defending the good ship Olga , took a deep breath. Brave they might be, but that didnât stop them being as thick as bricks.
âNext,â the sweet melodic voice of Calamity rang out, âyou have to run on tippy-toes through the seaweed, over the big rock and under the yukka-ukka-ukka tree and line up, split-splot, in front of your brave Captain!â
Before you could say âJack-Splatt!â they were lined up, panting and grinning from ear to ear, ready to listen to their Captain.
âWeâre going to make a log â¦â
A new frown creased the brows of the crew members but Calamity was quick to stop any more confusion.
âHe means â¦â she said so softly that every last man was bent double to catch the breath of her words as they left her lips â⦠he means weâre going to make a list. Thatâs what a log is! Itâs a special list of all the things weâll need and how weâre going to use them!â
âCourse,â sang the crew. âWe knowed that all along.â
âI didnât,â confessed Derrick the Cook.
âA list!â called Simeon before any more shenanigans could break out. âWe have to think of every single thing weâll need in there in case we have to hole up!â
âAye! Aye!â sang the crew.
And, without any further ado, they began shouting
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