that you and I arenât enjoying ourselves.â
It occurred to me that my youngest stepbrother, Doc, and Michael Meducci had a lot in common.
It also occurred to me that pointing out to a girl that she might be suffering from a biological dysfunction was not exactly the way to win her heart.
âMaybe,â Michael said, as we dodged a large puppet hand dangling down from an insanely grinning puppet head some fifteen feet above us, âyou and I could go somewhere a bit quieter. I have my momâs car. We could go get coffee or something, in town, if you wantââ
Thatâs when I heard it. A familiar giggle.
Donât ask me how I could have heard it over the chatter of the people all around us, and the piped-in mall Muzak, and the screaming of some kid whose mother wouldnât let him have any ice cream. I just heard it, is all.
Laughter. The same laughter Iâd heard the day before at Jimmyâs, right before Iâd spotted the ghosts of those four dead kids.
And then the next thing I knew, there was a loud snapâthe kind of sound a rubber band thatâs been stretched too tightly makes when it breaks. I yelled, âLook out!â and tackled Michael Meducci, knocking him to the ground.
Good thing I did, too. Because a second later, exactly where weâd been standing, down crashed a giant grinning puppet head.
When the dust settled, I lifted my face from Michael Meducciâs shirt front and stared at the thing. It wasnât made of papier-mâché, like Iâd thought. It was made of plaster. Bits of plaster were everywhere; clouds of it were still floating around, making me cough. Chunks of it had been wrenched from the puppetâs face, so that, while it was still leering at me, it was doing so with only one eye and a toothless smile.
For half a beat, there was no sound whatsoever, except for my coughing and Michaelâs unsteady breathing.
Then a woman screamed.
All hell broke loose after that. People fell over themselves in an effort to get out from under the puppets overhead, as if all of them were going to come crashing down at once.
I guess I couldnât exactly blame them. The thing had to have weighed a couple hundredpounds, at least. If it had landed on Michael, it would have killed, or at least badly hurt, him. There was no doubt in my mind about that.
Just as there was no doubt, even before I spotted him, who owned the jeering voice that drawled a second later, âWell, look what we have here. Isnât this cozy ?â
I looked up and saw that Dopeyâalong with a breathless Gina, CeeCee, Adam, and Sleepyâhad all hurried over.
I didnât even realize I was still lying on top of Michael until Sleepy reached down and pulled me off.
âWhy is it,â my stepbrother asked in a bored voice, âthat you canât be left alone for five minutes without something collapsing on top of you?â
I glared at him as I stumbled to my feet. I have to say, I really canât wait until Sleepy goes away to college.
âHey,â Sleepy said, reaching down to give Michaelâs cheeks a couple of slaps, I suppose in some misguided attempt to bring him around, though I doubt this is a method espoused by EMS. Michaelâs eyes were closed, and even though I could see he was breathing, he didnât look good.
The slaps worked, though. Michaelâs eyelids fluttered open.
âYou okay?â I asked him worriedly.
He didnât see the hand I stretched out toward him. Heâd lost his glasses. He fumbled around for them in the plaster dust.
âM-my glasses,â he said.
CeeCee found them and picked them up, brushing them off as best she could before handing them back to him.
âThanks.â Michael put the glasses on, and his eyes, behind the lenses, got very large as he took in the carnage around us. The puppet had missed him, but it had managed to take out a bench and a steel trash can without any
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