Seduction and Snacks by Tara Sivec Page A

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    A huge psychotic smile broke out on her face and she quickly stood up.
    "So what can I get you?" she asked me brightly, resting her hands on top of the bar and leaning into them.
    Drew and I slowly turned to face one another. We both shrugged and I turned back to look at her, but not before noticing that Drew was busy tucking his shirt back into his jeans.
    "T-e-q-u-i-l-a," I said very slowly, wondering if this bartender was drunker than me.
    Her smile got bigger if that's even possible.
    "Whiskey, coming right up!"
    She quickly spun around and immediately tripped over what I assumed was the other bartender still down there picking up broken glass. Blondie caught herself from falling, huffed and reached down to pull the other girl up. There was some swearing, loud whispering and tugging back and forth before she was finally able to pull the other one up roughly. Her long, wavy brown hair hung in a curtain, obscuring her face as she stood there with her head down. More whispering and erratic hand gesturing continued between the two of them, then they each turned and stomped off in the same direction, both of them taking turns smacking the other in the arm as they walked away. My eyes went immediately to the brunette’s ass in the tiny black shorts as she walked away.
    “I hate to see you go, but I love watching you leave,” I said with a snort.
    Drew punched me in the arm and I reluctantly looked away from her great ass and long legs before I started drooling.
    "So, did you strike out with the waitress?" I asked him as we waited for whatever it was the chick decided to bring us to drink.
    "No, I just fucked her in the bathroom. She tasted like beef jerky and Captain Morgan. Strange, yet oddly satisfying. She threw up when she came though. She's got issues."
    "How in the fuck has your dick not fallen off yet?" I asked with disgust.
    "Don't be a hater just because you dipped your wick in the same crotch-rot for two years. I like to test the waters, sample the merchandise. Plus, I've got a stamp card for the Quickie Mart by my house. One more box of condoms and I get a free twenty ounce of Pepsi."
    The ladies were back with our drinks before I could come up with a clever retort. The short blonde with the staring problem slammed a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Label down on the bar, while the other one stood a few feet behind her with her hair still shading her face.
    "So boys, what are we drinking to tonight?"
    Since she wasn't staring at me like that creepy clown Pennywise from the movie "It" anymore, I figured she wasn't dangerous.
    "If you share a drink with us, I might be inclined to tell you," I said with a wink.
    At least I thought it was a wink. She was looking at me funny, maybe I just squinted really hard. I tried again.
    Fuck, why was it so hard to fucking wink?
    "Is something wrong with your face?" she asked.
    I had been out of the game for too long. I couldn't even get drunk and flirt anymore. I could however, get drunk and look like a stroke victim. I just shook my head and pointed at the shot glasses, signaling her to pour them.
    "You'll have to excuse my friend here," Drew said with a pat to my back. "He's still morning the loss of a shitty girlfriend and he's not happy I made him go out instead of sitting at home watching "Beaches" and diddling his vagina."
    "Shut up, dick-fuck," I muttered as I grabbed one of the shots the blonde poured.
    Turning her head, she called to the girl behind her. "Get your sweet ass up here and do a shot with these lovely gentlemen."
    "I'm working, Liz. I can't drink," she said, gritting her teeth.
    My ears perked up at the sound of her voice like I was a dog and someone just said, "cookie." The shot was halfway to my lips and I held it in place as she took a step forward and shook the hair out of her eyes.
    Holy shit, she was beautiful. And not beer goggles beautiful. I was pretty sure that if I was sober she’d still look good. Long, wavy brown hair, smooth skin and