Seduction and Snacks by Tara Sivec Page B

the most gorgeous brown eyes I’d ever seen.
    "Oh shut your yap. You know the Fosters could care less if you drink while you're on the job. You're like the daughter they never had."
    Those eyes. There was something about them that made it impossible for me to look away.
    "Liz, the Fosters have a daughter."
    "Patty plays softball and can bench press two hundred and fifty pounds. Her dick is probably bigger than this guy's," she said, hooking her thumb towards Drew.
    "Heeeeey," Drew said defensively.
    I couldn't stop staring. I just wanted her to look at me. Why wouldn’t she look at me? Her friend wouldn’t shut up and she wouldn’t look at me.
    "Sorry, big guy. I'm sure you have a very nice dick."
    "Well, thank you. How about you and I…"
    "Don't even finish that sentence," she said with a roll of her eyes and a shake of her head. "I saw you sneak into the women's bathroom to fuck Jerky Jade not more than twenty minutes ago. Are you seriously flirting with me right now?"
    "Jerky Jade? I thought her name was Alison."
    "You're such a man whore. Her name is Jade. She always smells like beef jerky so we call her Jerky Jade. And you stuck it to her. You stuck your penis in her meaty vagina."
    While Drew and Blondie continued their verbal sparring, I continued to stare at the quiet one. I wanted to touch her hair and see if it was as soft as it looked. I bet I could use her hair as a pillow, a silky, furry hair pillow that I could finger all night to help me get to sleep.
    No, that doesn't sound creepy at all. I should really stop drinking. Who keeps putting alcohol in my alcohol?
    "Jesus, Liz, keep it down. She's right over there."
    My ears perked up like a dog’s again when she spoke and pointed in the general direction of the chick that smelled of Slim Jims.
    I hope I don't start barking.
    "Oh, please, like she doesn't know about the smell of meat products wafting from her lady parts. I think she rubs bologna down there to attract men. Lunch meat is her sex pheromone."
    The brunette shook her head in irritation. "If I do a shot, will you please stop talking about Jade's disgusting vagina and never, ever use the word meat product in a sentence?"
    "Woof!"
    Three sets of eyes all turned to look at me.
    "Did I just bark out loud?"
    Three heads bobbed up and down in unison.
    "I dated a guy once that had wet dreams almost every night. I'd wake up to him humping his pillow and howling in his sleep," Liz said wistfully, taking the heat off of me for a minute.
    The beautiful one came right up to the bar then and grabbed the shot glass closest to me but still wouldn't look up. She kept her eyes down in the glass like it held the meaning of life.
    "So, what are we drinking to?" she asked the shot glass.
    "Do your shot glasses usually respond?" I asked with a laugh, throwing her words from earlier back at her.
    Her eyes shot up to mine and I felt like I had been punched in the gut. Her eyes were so bright and shiny they looked like melted chocolate.
    Fuck. Why the hell was I obsessing about chocolate again? It had been years since I thought about that night and now all of a sudden I couldn't get away from it. I thought I smelled it earlier and that stupid flashback floated through my mind, and now I was comparing this chick's eyes to it. It was chocolate for fuck's sake. It was everywhere. There was nothing special about chocolate.
    Except she had smelled like chocolate.
    After that night, I’m ashamed to say I went through a phase for a few months of smelling lotion and soap at every single store I was in but they never smelled exactly right. The only thing that came even remotely close was real chocolate. I used to wonder if she rubbed Hershey's behind her ears instead of perfume. And then I'd wonder if she tasted like chocolate, and I'd have to rub one out after kicking myself in the ass for not tasting her that night.
    Who was I kidding? It hadn't been years since I thought about her. Every fucking time I was within a mile radius